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Testicular Lebronism

Having balls as big as Lebron
person 1 - bro im a testicular lebronist who follows Testicular Lebronism
person 2 - lemme see it :smirk:
by zerve October 2, 2022
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Testicular Retraction

When a person absorbs his nutsack into his kidney.
*BREAKING NEWS*

Man caught showing 3rd graders his testicular retraction skills is now facing the death penalty.
by Dick Widebum August 24, 2019
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Testicular Eclipse

When you shoot nut and it aligns with the ceiling light and casts a shadow onto your dick.
Dude, the craziest thing just happened, I performed a testicular eclipse in my room!
by TheMagicalPenis January 21, 2019
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Testicular cancer

Testicular cancer is a art of cancer that is in your Nuts
Your balls are gonna hurt and the nut that has it will become bigger

example in a scentence
Person 1 "bro my balls hurt"
Person 2 "did you check your balls testicular cancer?"
Person 1 "no i didnt ckeck"
Person 2 "Your fricked"
Person 1(fricking dies cutely)
by lordbaguette October 26, 2022
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Testicular Dyslexia

Testicular Dyslexia is when your balls can't read the room right. That's why rape cases are so high. Therefore, do not think with your balls.
Jonanthonan has testicular dyslexia but he keeps saying he doesnt because hes a misogynist.
by Not A Penis-Possessor January 8, 2022
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Testicular Fortitude

The act of letting them hang and not caring what others think. Attacking the task at hand without holding back or giving in
“Hey Weston how do I increase my Testicular Fortitude” Weston-“ITS BETWEEN THE FRICKIN EARS”
by Senor Anderson January 6, 2022
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testicular warfare

When during doggystyle intercourse the mans balls slap against the taint of the partner so hard that it either hurts the giver or the taker.
"It was fun but all the testicular warfare left me kinda queasy."
by Nastywordsmcgee June 17, 2017
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