a turd talker is one who speaks complete SHITE! there are many kinds of turd talker but the most common one would be the one who blabbers on with turds flying aimlessly outof their mouth.
commonly sung like the bee-gees hit "jive talking" except with the lyrics swapped for teh obvious "turd-talking"
commonly sung like the bee-gees hit "jive talking" except with the lyrics swapped for teh obvious "turd-talking"
"That guy ben is a complete turd talker, all he does is talk shite! he needs to wipe his mouth more than his arse!"
by Ian Bergin August 21, 2006

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Jake: Did you hear about the new horror movie coming out next week?
Darryl: OMG, I wanna see that movie so bad!
Jake: wow, you're such a text-talker.
Darryl: OMG, I wanna see that movie so bad!
Jake: wow, you're such a text-talker.
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