The worst writer in the history of the world. Known for her shitty Twilight series, her books make me sick. If you're thinking about reading Twilight, don't. It's all about some weak ass slut who's afraid of her own shadow who is also anorexic and falls in love with a "vampire". He's really just some stupid fuck who wears body glitter to be more attractive, but makes him look gay and climbs trees. Both Bella and Edward combined have the intelligence of a jellyfish (meaning that both of them have no brains). All they like to do is have sex with each other. So Stephanie Meyer is a really bad writer who can't take criticism.
Damn, I really want to send Stephanie Meyer some negative feedback.
I'm on team Dracula if anything.
I'm on team Dracula if anything.
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The most beautiful, intelligent and funniest woman alive. Her looks often get compared to that of Aphrodite and she has a smile capable of stopping a man's heart. There is no one quite like Stephanny.
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Pros:
Chill
Nice
Funny
Outgoing
Other things
Cons:
Does not know how to work a smartphone therefore cannot reply in less than 5 minutes
Pros:
Chill
Nice
Funny
Outgoing
Other things
Cons:
Does not know how to work a smartphone therefore cannot reply in less than 5 minutes
John: Lmao you call her Stephany? I call her Hephanyyyyyy
Stephany: oh my gosh john 😂 stop.
* randomly makes eye contact and smiles *
* after school*
John: * texts Stephany*
Stephany: * doesn't reply until 5 hours later*
* next day *
John: bro you can't reply for shit
Stephany: lmao lies!!!!
John: nah bro.
Stephany * laughs and smiles *
Stephany: oh my gosh john 😂 stop.
* randomly makes eye contact and smiles *
* after school*
John: * texts Stephany*
Stephany: * doesn't reply until 5 hours later*
* next day *
John: bro you can't reply for shit
Stephany: lmao lies!!!!
John: nah bro.
Stephany * laughs and smiles *
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Janet Evanovitch's books about Stephanie Plum:
# One for the Money
# Two for the Dough
# Three to Get Deadlyt;
# Four to Score
# High Five
# Hot Six
# Seven Up
# Hard Eight
# Visions of Sugar Plums
# To the Nines
# Ten Big Ones
# Eleven on Top
# Twelve Sharp
# Plum Lovin'
# Lean Mean Thirteen
# Plum Lucky
# Fearless Fourteen
# Plum Spooky
# Finger Lickin' Fifteen
# One for the Money
# Two for the Dough
# Three to Get Deadlyt;
# Four to Score
# High Five
# Hot Six
# Seven Up
# Hard Eight
# Visions of Sugar Plums
# To the Nines
# Ten Big Ones
# Eleven on Top
# Twelve Sharp
# Plum Lovin'
# Lean Mean Thirteen
# Plum Lucky
# Fearless Fourteen
# Plum Spooky
# Finger Lickin' Fifteen
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