Twister, but every other square is covered in one of three substances; human defecant, ejaculant, or urinate.
Person 1: I heard you took a vacation to French Polynesia. How was it?
Person 2: It was great, I learned this game called the Tahiti Two-Step.
Person 1: Wow that sure sounds fun.
Person 2: It was great, I learned this game called the Tahiti Two-Step.
Person 1: Wow that sure sounds fun.
by Khanituss March 07, 2021
When one guy sits on another guys lap on the toilet and they both drop a heavy, smelly load simultaneously.
“Dawg.. just polished of a full pint of Ben Jerry’s Chunky Monkey..”
“Bruh.. I feel Moscow Two Step is in the making..”
“Bet!!”
“Bruh.. I feel Moscow Two Step is in the making..”
“Bet!!”
by Asian Obama October 01, 2022
When you're chafing so bad you have to walk with legs spread apart so your thighs dont rub . Much like a gorilla stands . Also happens when you shit your pants and dont want to squeeze your ass cheeks in more shit .
"Look at that guy ! He either shit his pants or is chafing hard af ,look at him do the gorilla two step ! "
by chitownbeaner November 12, 2019
by Jdog333 October 07, 2020
When someone puts a spider down someones pant leg and a scorpion down the other, and that person tries to get them out.
by Little England April 03, 2017
The Thalwil Two-Step - Verb - To take one step back, and one subsequent step to the side, thus avoiding the incoming issue and absolving you of responsibility.
I submitted a request to headquarters to get a status on my project and they totally gave me the Thalwil Two-Step.
by Jon McDougal Stamerica June 26, 2007
this must be the greatest expriment... of my entire life
btw this is a fucking meme which is two steps ahead or whatever the fuck you want
btw this is a fucking meme which is two steps ahead or whatever the fuck you want
by ballslicker69420 January 23, 2025