Mexican Bean Stand-off

When a group of sexy ladies gather in a circle, drop their panties spread their legs and FLICK their BEANS at each other. First one to SQUIRT their TACO wins.

Cybil was again the overall champion with a 2.4 metre spray, of the Great Mexican Bean Stand-off.

by SIRKOALA April 5, 2022

Standard Night in Fleet

A standard night in fleet will go as follows: Cotching it at a mates house for a few hours listening to music and general bant. This is followed by a ganders up to fleet with a crate of beers and maybe some weed/drone. Stroll up and down the high street before gettin bare hungry and going in for a dutty pizza from herpies. THe most important part of the night is a ganders at PRC with some bare coffee and bait party rings. Cotch it up to the skate park and have a ganders on the swings while keeping lookout for the meat wagons and pig brigade. Sleep on bench or back to mates house on the floor.

" Oi breh, you up for a Standard night in Fleet tonight"

"yeh bruv, sounds safe, what time?"

"meet at mine at like 8 ish, i got bare dolla?"

"allllow it standard, can i cotch at yours after"

"yeh sorted"

by aLLow nD TingZz May 15, 2010

stand me up

not showing up when someone asks you to hangout, asshole.

He stood me up, what a lil bitch. why would he stand me up?

by 11835 August 10, 2014

desi standard time

A timezone imagined by those of Indian Subcontinental descent, resulting in a time from 30 minutes to 3 hours past the actual time. Although DST may not be specified by a desi, one must assume this difference and add to the promised time accordingly.

Jane: "What time will you be over for dinner?"
Jaspreet: "6 or so." (desi standard time)
Jane: "Okay, I'll have things ready at 8:30 for you."

by Lotsofgoats July 21, 2010

Mexican Standard Time

Giving an early time because you know everyone is going to be late anyways...

I told them to be there at 10 Mexican Standard Time because they are always an hour late and the soiree actually starts at 11.

by kosmik85 June 27, 2009

Seattle Standoff

The common situation in Seattle of competitive politeness. Seattleites, facing each other in a situation that requires courtesy, will want to let the other person go first. The result is that no one moves.

Many of Seattle’s neighborhood streets are so narrow that if cars are parked on both sides the remaining street is only wide enough for one car to drive through at a time. If two cars are facing each other down one of these streets one person will have to wait while the other drives through. It’s considered common courtesy to waive thanks if someone lets you drive through first. Often no one moves as they wait for the other person to go first. It’s the Seattle Standoff!

by Cryptolexographer April 1, 2010

4 Loko Challenge - Summer Standoff Edition

It starts off like a nice, if not more intense and warped game of Edward 40 Hands. You and a buddy duct tape 2 Lokos to your hands, and add two to your feet. But then shit gets real, you're coming up with crazy ideas cuz you both took eight hits of acid. You drive out to the desert, stand 200 paces apart, face each other, and stand there (no walking around weenies), until all eight 4lokos are finished. Whoever finishes first, or doesn't pass out wins the duel.

What you'll need-
8 x 4lokos
1 x shitty car to drive to desert environment
2 x sets of balls

Bro 1- Hey bro, I was thinking about jerking off with a noose, but why don't we just go to the desert and do this 4 Loko Challenge - Summer Standoff Edition?
Bro 2- Hey Alright! It's a beautiful day to die! Maybe we can jerk it if we make it back alive!

by Blackout Mystic May 24, 2013