Dick-Squeezer

a person or object that grabs and enjoys touching penises, dildos, and objects shaped like dicks.
Ian is such a Dick-Squeezer.
by WebstersDictionary2009 May 13, 2009
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easy squeezer

Easy squeezer is an ass that is easily squeezed, round and squishy
That girl had an easy squeezer ass I couldn't control myself
by Easypeelersqueeler November 01, 2017
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Southwind Squeezer

When receiving a handjob you pass gas during climax.
Jenny gave Bob a handjob that was so good it turned into a Southwind Squeezer.
by Sailqwerty April 17, 2024
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Julius Squeezer

When a male appendage is squeezed inside a woman's hooha. This is caused by the female applying controlled muscular pressure inside her vaginal walls gripping the willie with grotesque force, also known as "gorilla grip."
Babe! Can you give me the Julius Squeezer when we fuck tonight?
by juliusSqueezer April 22, 2024
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Sheep squeezer

one who sqeezes sheep for the purpose of estimataing depth of fleece and extracting fleece oil (widely used in the making of stumpfuckery lubricants such as Chaffaway(tm)
"its nearly shearing time but best send in the sheep squeezer to be sure"
by captain stumpfucker August 26, 2008
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Gerbil squeezer

A person who is naturally an overly confident pest in every situation when In reality they are actually a loser.
No ones laughing with you everyone’s laughing at you, you fuckin gerbil squeezer
by Cuzzo Papi March 05, 2018
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chicken squeezer

taking something that dont belong to you like road signs
Sam is a damn chicken squeezer he stole them signs.
by robert willy August 18, 2006
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