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Management by Spreadsheet

An micromanagement technique whereby the micromanager generates an infinite stream of spreadsheets, mostly containing a hodgepodge of data, each purported to document and store a specific part of an employee's work output.

The employee is required to fill out blanks in the spreadsheet instead of remaining engaged in useful work.

The intent of the micromanager is to to attain control over all knowledge, gaining a sense of omnipotence. The inevitable end result is that spreadsheet maintenance becomes the only work performed.
Today I'm filling out one of his spreadsheets documenting my hourly work output. I'm really getting tired of Management by Spreadsheet.
by Dr. Specific September 22, 2009
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screaming, crying, throwing up

A phrase used to express ones strong emotions, negative or positive, in reaction to something.

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Louis tomlinson when Lana del rey won’t let him take her child
Lana del rey: Louis for the last time you can not keep kidnapping my daughter
Louis Tomlinson: SCREAMING, CRYING, THROWING UP *literally*
by taylana<3 January 8, 2023
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A humorous name or term of endearment used in reference to a vehicle made by the International Harvester Company (or any of its subsidiaries), said in fun since International was pretty much the best foundry and manufacturer of farm implements.
Scout II driver fueling at station
Fellow driver just exiting store: What year is that thirteen letter shit spreader?
Scout II driver: (smiles) It's a `79
Fellow: Looks pretty good. How's she feelin'?
Scout II driver: I work her enough she doesn't miss the farm. She's still got a while before she's put out to pasture.
Fellow: Well, have a good one. Hope to see you around more often.
by AmerIHCan May 8, 2010
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screaming seagul

When having sexual intercourse on a beach, you pull out, breadcrumb your penis in sand, and put it back in
by The Markness January 9, 2004
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spread pussy

Pussy with lips stretched apart giving full view of vulva
She opened her legs wide open giving full view of spread pussy as I mounted her with my hard cock ready to pop her cherry.
by shaukat October 11, 2009
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screaming shits

another word for butt mud, or diarriha, either way, it is sick as hell
dude, i ate at that mexican place a week ago, jesus i still have the screaming shits
by sam r i April 12, 2005
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