cock sprinkles

The act of putting sprinkles on on a guys dick and sucking it off to make it sweeter.

"Girl I was at zacks house and it went south I gave him some cock sprinkles"

by Kkkarltin September 30, 2017

Jerry sprinkler

When a woman masturbates to Jerry Springer’s show and becomes wet.

Jerry Springer (on the show)- And how does this make you feel, Natasha”

Karen (watching his show at home) -“OHH JERRY THAT FEELS AMAZING AAAGGGHHHH YOU GAVE ME A JERRY SPRINKLER”

by wetpusst101 July 7, 2019

Big Daddy Sprinkles (BDS)

One of the best um.....entertainers that you will ever meet.

Girl: Can you get someone to hype up my party for me?

Boy: Yeah. I got you. I'll get my man Big Daddy Sprinkles (BDS).

Girl: BDS? I heard of him. But is he legal?

Boy:....He'll be there. what time is the party?

by Waka Flocka Flippin Taco Smash October 28, 2010

Oregon fire sprinkler

When someone with gut issues climbs a 25-foot ladder and shits profuse diarrhea, soaking anyone within a 15-foot radius. Not effective for actual fire control.

“I couldn’t believe what I was seeing! My friend was fixing his roof and let out a massive Oregon fire sprinkler and it got in my mouth!”

by S McFace December 31, 2022

Sprinkler Dick

The act of urinating while shaking your penis from side to side, similar to the motion of a sprinkler. Thus resulting in a piss soaked area.

Judging by the piss stains strategically placed around the bathroom, I had a serious case of sprinkler dick last night after the bar.

by Travis & Dena April 15, 2011

sprinkler head

After you've blown your load by one means or another, some of the residual cum dries...you go to take a piss and it sprays all over the fucking place

I was late for work today because I had to clean up after a sprinkler head incident coated the toliet seat and white shower curtain in piss.

by PilotMike April 2, 2005

butt sprinkler

a butt sprinkler occurs approximately 314 minutes after consuming spicy, or an otherwise dangerous food. it takes place when a human lacks the ability to control their grasps onto the toilet and instead must stand up in an L shape, wrenching their midsection with their arms. to deal with sizable flow out of the butthole and onto the stalls, the L shaped human spews feces all over the floor and ceiling of the restroom, leaving the white bathroom colored walls, your favorite shade of olive, mustard or mousse

yo, i was walking into the girls bathroom today, and there was diarrhea all over the walls. some girl got butt sprinkler today. poor mike is going to have to clean it all up.

by raffeeki September 16, 2010