Sognob

1. An exceptionally creepy boy, usually with a big nose, momentuous underbite and profound body odor. Often dresses "classy" for no apparent reason and enjoys music that can be classified as "indie".

2. Bongos spelled backwards, duhr.

Ho 1: "Holy shit... look over there... the sognob is totally creeping!"
Ho 2: "Wow, he totally wants you."
Ho 1: "Definitely, fuck off."

by I Think Ur Contra January 13, 2010

Singalone Song

A song that everyone loves and sings, but no one actually knows the lyrics to.

They'll mumble along, or sing something that sort of sounds like the lyrics. Sometimes they'll actually believe what they invent.

But most of the time they won't admit they don't really know the lyrics.

Girl 1: In When I Grow Up by The Pussycat Dolls, are they saying "I wanna have boobies," or "I wanna have groupies" or what?

Girl 2: Sweetie, no one knows. That song is such a singalone song!

by Funnygirl219 June 13, 2009

songfic

A fan fiction based around or inspired by a song. Similar to a music video in the sense that it has a story that complements the song.

That songfic really went along that song well.

by Malum Angelus October 17, 2006

sausage song

1st version 'White Girl' version:
" Everybody say sausage keep it going
Eggs, Bacon, Grits, SAUSAGE
Ima' skinny bitch but i still take the SAUSAGE
I gotta fat ass but i still take the SAUSAGE
I gotta flat ass but i still take the SAUSAGE
Wake up in the morning and i eat that SAUSAGE
Ima' red head but i still take the SAUSAGE
Ima' gay nigga but i still take SAUSAGE
White girl swag and ima' take your man SAUSAGE
Uhhhhhmmmhhmm SAUSAGE
White and im thick but you know i take the SAUSAGE
Yea i read books but they all about SAUSAGE
SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUSAGE
I like girls can i still take the SAUSAGE"

2nd version:
"Everybody say sausage to keep that shit goin'!
Eggs, bacon, grits, SAUSAGE!
Tell that bitch I wanna fuck her SAUSAGE!
She want my grits and my eggs and my SAUSAGE!
Put some fuckin' syrup on my goddamn SAUSAGE!
Give me that bitch, I know you wanna lick my SAUSAGE!
Walk in the hotel room, you see my SAUSAGE!
Sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau SAUSAGE!
Sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau SAUSAGE!
Eggs, bacon, grits, SAUSAGE!
Tell that bitch to come lick on my SAUSAGE!
I got your bitch and she wanna get my SAUSAGE!
Sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau SAUSAGE!"

Hey i bet you cant rap the sausage song as fast as i can!
Bet!

by kindabaee August 30, 2015

Little Children song

Pedophile alert!!! "Little Children" is a song written by J. Leslie McFarland and Mort Shuman. It was recorded by Billy J. Kramer & The Dakotas. The lyric concerns a man's entreaties to his girlfriend's young siblings not to reveal his courtship of their elder sister and to leave them alone. BUT!!!! Really it sounds like the first aide to the modern PEDOPHILE movement. If you have ever heard the song it is very cringe worthy, watch out little children, the Dakotas are coming.

I was walking by the park and this older gentlemen looked like he was whistling the little children song in his mind.

I bet that in jail all of the people who used the little children song are living in protective custody.

I knew a girl whose uncle used to sing her the little children song when they were by themselves.

by Cee wizzle April 26, 2010

Same old Song and dance

Another way of saying same as always, or nothing out of the ordinary.

Tom Cruise: Hi honey how was your day?
John Connor: Same old song and dance

by jon jacob jingle heimer smith February 11, 2009

Narwhal song

A song about Narwhals.
Very, odd.

narwhal song:

narwhals, narwhasl, swimming in the ocean
causing a commotion
coz they are so awesome
narhwals, swimming in the ocean, very big and very white they beat a polar bear in a fight
like an underwater unicorn, they've got kick ass facial horn, they're the jedi of the sea

by Lucylupe910 July 3, 2009