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Solomon Obb

A very clever way of asking for a blow job - swallow my knob!
1: Excuse me miss, how would you like to Solomon Obb?

2: No thanks sir, I don't want you to Solomon Obb! But how would you like some ring sting?
by Zulu Kokitch October 20, 2009
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Solomon Spirit busby mcwilliam

a very dark person who is invisible in the dark.
I went to Africa and I could'nt see Solomon Spirit busby mcwilliam
by Finlay Harker May 9, 2022
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Solomon Schechter

is a K-8 private school in suburban Chicago for jewish kids.
Person 1: Where do you go to school?

Person 2: Solomon Schechter!

Person 1: Sweet!
by FrozeneseaOwner February 10, 2022
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Solomon

Make sure you have a wheel chair ready after a night of passion with Solomon. Hung like a horse and his to tongue could outrun a porsche.
Solomon
by Gerrry November 24, 2021
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solomon

a guy who looks like a turd and comments on others to make himself feel better but in reality he is a bottom.
that solomon cunt is the biggest bottom i’ve ever met
by xxxzzzyyy333 January 19, 2024
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Solomon

(noun.)
Someone that makes a compromise between between two options that is way worse than either option.
(verb.)
To make a judgement like a Solomon.

Root: An interpretation of the Judgement of Solomon, where he decrees that a baby should be cut in half for two women who claim to be the mother of said baby. Of course, King Solomon doesn't actually cut the baby; it was a test, the real mother pleaded to him to just give it to the other woman.
A: Okay, so we can either go to Taco Bell or fuck.
B: How about we fuck while at Taco Bell?
A: What the fuck, solomon?!

A: Okay, so... We can either get chips or a cake for the party, what should we do?
B: Let's make a chip-flavoured cake!
A: (sigh)... When are you going to stop solomonning all the goddamn time?
by cyclopentane July 11, 2024
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Solomon

Beth- yk Solomon?
Daisy-yes he’s a minger
by Willyman2976 July 25, 2024
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