professional butthole smacker

Homosexual proctologist; peanut butter loving service dog

Bro my proctologist just put his finger in my ass!
Yea man he's a professional butthole smacker

by Ass man719 August 27, 2022

Tunnel Smacker

When two women who love each other very much, decide they want to take their relationship to another level, the expression of that love is tunnel smacking.

I thought all women who drove Subarus were tunnel smacker’s

by Froggggggggggggggg March 19, 2022

Cincinnati smacker

Taking a dump in your hand and smacking your gf upside her head.. only applies while in Cincinnati.

Cliff was getting his freak on last night and gave Jenny a Cincinnati smacker... she had shit stuck in her ears for days

by Karate Scotty August 27, 2023

ball smacker

The act of smacking ones balls off of your partners chin or taint.

Omar is a legendary ball smacker due to his rigorous pounding of his partner's ass therefore creating the long sought after smacking sound when his balls smack the partner's taint rapidly.

by Captain Cheesy-poof December 1, 2020

Belly smackers

Ladies underwear that rises above the waist to the belly. In the Bridget Jones style.

Julie: What was that noise it sounded like someone just fired a trebuchet.
Stephen: No it was just aunty Doris putting on her belly smackers.

by Sleekwalrus July 31, 2015

Penis smacker

When someone starts acting a bit of their shit, referring to sex in conversations, that don’t have anything to do with sex.

Stop being a penis smacker.

by PeopleSuckSometimes December 11, 2019

poontang smacker

-One who can really please the clitoris.

-when one smacks a girls pussy during the act of intercourse

Girl 1: did you go out with that guy you met on Christian mingle last night
Girl 2: yeah but he was a huge poontang smacker which I enjoyed but a good Christian woman like me shouldn't be enjoying.

by Really tan shiba inu June 26, 2015