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Simona

A sexy woman which will one day be a billionaire . If you know a Simona you are a very lucky person. The best kisser and baby maker. She is often misunderstood but later has the best future. Simona is: always correct, beautiful, fun, clean, courageous and powerful. She has wonderful leadership skills and can kill you.
Guy 1: That Simona is so hot...
Guy 2: I want to marry that Simona so bad....
Girl 1: Ugh, she is so pretty... I'm so jealous...
Guy1: Shut up bozo
by Honey pop 🍯 🍭 November 21, 2021
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Mediterranean name , many Simona’s are all short in height and have a very loud voice also they resemble a lot to the mythical creature known as Gollum from The Lord Of The Rings
That Simona is such a Gollum

Hey Simona where is my precious ?
by Eddie clark_111 November 21, 2021
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OMG HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR MOM? SHE'S SUCH A SIMONA.
by someonealreadyused "your mom" November 21, 2021
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“Simona.. such a wonderful name”
by urcantiom November 21, 2021
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simonah

Simonah or Simona is a name given to the female of the Human species. Persons bestowed / christened with this name often imbibe the personality traits associated with this name. These traits include:

(a) Dirty mind: Their minds are dirty af. They will find a lewd meaning or interpret a harmless sentence as lewd, especially in a group chat.

(b) Spontaneous Combustion: They may spontaneously combust with their sudden anger.

(c) Thirst: They are very thirsty people, infact, there is a beer named "Thirsty Simona".

(d) Forgetful: They forget important facts you told them 20 minutes back.
Omg, Jessica has a dirty mind! She turns into a Simonah each time we speak.
by Bhalumahesh November 23, 2021
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Simona

Simona is not only gorgeous but she is a strong and driven individual.
Simona knows exactly what she wants and will reach her goals with your help or without. Simona would prefer you to be involved in her life but will not beg.
Simona is extremely loyal and you can rest assured if she chooses you, then man you have made it.
Simona chose me and I hope that I’m worthy of her love and loyalty
by LyleBrenke April 3, 2022
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SImonas family

THey have a walnut crackeer and dont eat butter and steals ketchup packets from mcodonalds
CAn i have a walnut ;) ??

absolutely

simonas family
by AVa setcase ;) 8====D May 30, 2022
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