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cant simmer the zimmer

A joke phrase inspired after George Zimmerman won the 2013 trial against his murder of Trayvon Martin.
This phrase was possibly coined by a facebook page called "Brock Obama" though the original has not been found.
Inspired by "Cant corner the Dorner".
1: Hey man I cant believe he actually got away with that
2: You cant Simmer the Zimmer, man
by alienman September 6, 2013
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Sammy

She is the most beautiful person you'll meet inside and out. She has a heart of gold that's filled with kindness. The happiness she gives you is like no other! The feelings she gives you when you kiss or hold her is just something that you can't describe! All you want to do once you've met her is be able to spend every single day with her. She is the most special lady you'll ever meet in your life and will be the lady you want to spend the rest of your life with! She will be your reason and motivation to get through each day! You'll do whatever it takes to never lose her cos you know you'll never meet someone like her again! She will be your one and only!
Sammy is truly amazing!
by cutiepie100000 February 12, 2013
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simmer up

some bullshit logic that means the opposite of "simmer down" its a fucking lie.
Matt: you need to simmer up
Nate: No you need to simmer down
by kutyhgfdkxcythgfc December 17, 2016
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sammysmiles2693

A fucking racist bitch that says the n word and uses her autistic son for clout.
Sammysmiles2693 is racist and a clown
by BhadBhitch #1 May 27, 2020
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Sammy Fingar

A two-handed Level III Tantric Massage technique invented in Marin County, California.

Step 1: With the male recipient standing, feet very wide, penis fully engorged, with one finger pointed skyward, his female therapist inserts at least one of her fingers deep into his rectum in order to “hammer” his prostate, similar to how a rock guitarist would hammer a fretboard while shredding on stage.

Step 2: The therapist’s other hand reaches around and repeatedly levers his penis in the wrong direction (whichever direction that is), similar to how a rock guitarist would bend a whammy bar while ripping a lead.
After partying all day at Cabo Wabo, I found a nearby spa that offered a “special massage” for $51.50. Well, I found out the hard way that my masseuse’s day job involved slicing jalapeños, because when she gave me the “Sammy Fingar“ I screamed louder than David Lee Roth!
by Oona Pelota April 28, 2020
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Simmeolution

The act of changing an online username to a "jammer", or song that you really like, as a counter to the "Qevolution".
"Join the Simmeolution!"
by 3.wav March 22, 2021
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sammyfukss

yo have you checked out sammyfukss new stream?
by XeonOnWater April 25, 2022
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