Darwinism of Skating

You would think that this is a certian style of skaters? No. Guys think they mainly skate, again, no. This is a group of Female skaters located in Westchester, New York. In order to make skating a more Multi-gender activity

I am in the group "Darwinism of Skating"

by Timothy Timothy II April 10, 2011

finger skating

The Winter Olympic event watched by people, usually toddlers, who cannot pronounce the word "figure."

Mommy, when does finger skating come on? I like the girls' short skirts and the boys tight pants.

by Lizard55 October 28, 2011

Figure Skating

A sport which got its name from the old school figures. NOT from the lame ass spins in the air called jumps and DEFINATELY NOT from the spins. What they call "figure skating" now is most definately NOT and will NEVER replace the true figure skating.

Jumps + Spins = Freestyle Skating

Edges + Music = Dance

Edges + Thinking + Concentration = Figure Skating

by Ed Elric June 19, 2010

skatingskelly

skatingskelly is not a coward
skatingskelly is not a cheater
skatingskelly hates racists
skatingskelly does not eat healthy
skatingskelly does not sleep

skatingskelly is cool

by skatingskelly November 22, 2018

Roller skating

A fun,groovy treat-yo-self kind of activity usually done by two freinds and accompanied by a mutual freind.This actively is not fulfilled unless three parties take part.Any freind who refuses to take part is a stinky brain.

We will roller skating tomorrow

by Kababtrash February 27, 2020

figure skating

the thing that slutty girls and gay guys turn to when they want to play a sport on the ice and they fail at hockey i mean if you want to twirl around just go do cheerleading and you dont have to be a complete retard and freeze your ass off while you try to seduce guys.

Figure Skater: Hey why don't you do figure skating?

Cheerleader: I know that people call us cheerleaders retarded because we are, but we're not that dumb to wear mini skirts inside and freeze our asses off while we can just jump around in our mini skirts outside too!

by hockey player :) February 17, 2009

aggressive inline skating

The faggiest sport ever! Gayer than a no hands bobbing for footlongs in chilli contest using only you buttcheeks. Gayer than Bieber. Also known as fruitbooting.

Don't be a Fag and fruitboot. Aggressive inline skating is for homos like Justin Bieber.

by FARTHAMMER December 2, 2013