scratcher jizz

Those little pieces that come off of lottery scratchers and get everywhere.

"Don't scratch those in my car, you'll get scratcher jizz everywhere!"

by slurpeegirl June 30, 2014

scrattled

An intense mixed feeling between anger and fear. Can occur when already being rattled and becoming frightened during.

She was pretty scrattled after being left alone at night when her coworker walked out unexpectedly.

by SWAMPED June 19, 2015

Scratching kink

When a person feels pleasure from the sensation of being scratched on the thighs, back ,stomach etc.

" I love it when he scratches me.At this point I think I have a scratching kink"

by The real bunny<3 August 14, 2021

Scat Vat

The interior of an asshole; bowels.

Dude, I have to find a bathroom or I'm going to empty my scat vat right here!

by Walter and Gin January 13, 2006

Sarata

To look sharp

That gherl s lookin so sarata

by shabran March 1, 2009

scratter

Miserable ignorant track-suit wearing trash exemplifying the shit-encrusted population of the British Isles. Abusive dole-scum. The reason today's elderly would rather starve away in their own homes than take a 50-yard trip down to the shops. See also scally and scut-dog.

Scratters will shortly be prevalent in the UK due to their spectacularly high teenage pregnancy rate combined with the abundance of cheaply-available KFC.

by Eddmanyeah December 5, 2003

Scatapult

The worst possible consequence of anal sex for the male participant. 200 out of 62 men surveyed claimed it was the number 1 reason why they feared delving into the back door. Ninety-eight percent of which later admitted that it was actually because their women wouldn’t let them. Never the less, the fear is real. It occurs when the man draws back just a little too far and all his joy is vanquished as his penis snaps up into its full and upright position, much like the mythical catapult weapon of history books. Instead of rocks the projectile is the freshest wad of poop ever, flung at the speed of erection.

Cases have been reported of blindness, puking, E.D., a bad taste in one’s mouth, and car accidents.

Most commonly manifests in the infamous Doggy Style position.

First recorded in 42 BC in cave drawings in Michigan’s Brown Caves.

BOB: What’s got you in such a crappy mood?

Cal: Something bad happened last night.

BOB: Oh yeah?

Cal: Yeah, Cindy finally let me butt fuck her and... and...

BOB: You got the Scatapult didn’t you?

Cal: Yes! I lost my rhythm for one second and it came flying up at me. She had corn for dinner dude, CORN! You know how hard it is to get shit stains out of popcorn textured ceiling?

BOB: So did you stop after that?

Cal: No, I finished first.

by The BOB not a Bob! December 24, 2010