OMG! Scrunchies are theeee best!!! Especially blue ones. They fit nicely around your wrist…. AND ANKLE!! They are perfect for putting your hair in bun buns and pigtails! Also they never run out of style. And don’t even start about the texture. Blue scronchies are literally my life. No seriously I have 6,259,071. THEY ARE THE BEST!!!!
Jessica: Ugh my scronchie broke!
Kevin: idiot, that’s cuz ur not using a blue one. Like duh! Blue scronchies hold up your hair perfectly and are super stylish!
Jessica: oh no I need to buy a blue scronchie NOW!!
Kevin: it’s fine you can borrow one of mine. I have ten billion.
Kevin: idiot, that’s cuz ur not using a blue one. Like duh! Blue scronchies hold up your hair perfectly and are super stylish!
Jessica: oh no I need to buy a blue scronchie NOW!!
Kevin: it’s fine you can borrow one of mine. I have ten billion.
by Turtles-or_frogs July 31, 2021
Get the Blue scronchies mug.Itchies and Scratchies (n): the prolonged feeling of itchiness surrounding the labia majora following a hot and heavy session of clitoral rubbing. Inspiration pulled from the Simpson’s “Itchy & Scratchy Show”.
“I just have this tickling sensation every now and then around my bush, I really hope it’s not some sort of infection.”
“When was the last time you gave good ol’ Peggy a rub?”
“30 minutes ago.”
“Girl, you’ve got a case of the Itchies & Scratchies!”
“When was the last time you gave good ol’ Peggy a rub?”
“30 minutes ago.”
“Girl, you’ve got a case of the Itchies & Scratchies!”
by Mulchmuncher9 August 23, 2023
Get the Itchies & Scratchies mug.Related Words
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