Scorched Muffin(s)

Scorched Muffin(s) reside on a male (most generally) that has gynecomastia, and suffers from chaffing of the areola which results in an unusual tenderness of the breasts.

My chest is killing me after the very cold football game. I think I may have Scorched Muffin(s).

by Wildman582 November 2, 2011

Scorched

the state of being high on marijuana

"dude you're so scorched"

by slangdefined May 18, 2016

Scorch

Scorch. The love of my life forever and always

i Love you Scorch

by dawolfster January 28, 2023

Scorched Peach

After a woman shaves her vagina/pubic area and it gets severely irritated/inflamed, either from razor burn, the products applied during the shaving, or both.

Meg : I shaved my snatch with an old razor, and with a shaving cream to which I was allergic. Now it's all red and it hurts!

Ty: Ouch! I'm sorry you gave yourself a scorched peach.

by Archimedes813 May 18, 2018

Scorched

Being very physical and passionate in lovemaking using multiple positions and all parts of the bed.

So it was our third date, we were both very hot, so we just sort of scorched screwing the sheets!

by GSBlues July 28, 2016

Scorching Pickle

When you heat up a mcdonalds cheeseburger for exactly a minute and a pickle from the cheeseburger burns your lip.

Oh my god that was a scorching pickle!

by scorchingpickle November 28, 2023

Scorched

Once Sonic, now replaced by Hog

Scorched: “ I̴̢̤͚̙͈̒̀͐̀̀͒̏͌̽̒̀͝ ̵̢̛̤̥͓̯̬̟̐̈́͑̊͐̋̇̾̾͘W̴̫̱̥̠̯̝͇̱̫̿I̶̢̖͙̳̗̥̣̘̰͕͖̋͂͌̄̀͘L ̡̢̬̫̥͔͗͗̑͐͝L̵͓̯̟̺̠̫͙̔͊͗́̚ ̵̛͖̳͓̥͈̗̜͖̫̖̼̒͗̈́͊̓̉͋͘̚͠͠͠N ̢̧͕͕̪͖͔͙͔̥̖̏̀̍̐̍̈̈͠͝ͅȌ̶̪̩̻̜̥̖̳̗̮̪̄͒̈̋̕͜͝ͅT̶̩͚͎̯͐̾̐̌͝ ̡̗̱̦͇̤̠̺̱͍̫̠̰͛̃͂͜ͅB̵̧̧̰̭͙͕̟͋̄̈ͅE̴͍̠̎̀̌̈́̄͆ ̶̛̛̣͈͈̠̱͇̲̗̌̈́̽́̆͋͊̏͑̉Ṛ̴͎̂̂̂E ̡̧̥͖̗̪̘͇̙̰̥͑͑͐̌͒̈́͑͗̈́̎͒̕ͅP ̧̤̻̜̼͒̋̈́̏͆L ̡̡͍̗̦̫̫̮̦̤͉͔͙͂̈̑̈́̏̾̌͑̃̆̀̓̑͜ͅĄ̴̼̺͉̩̲̗̘̥̪͙̥̮͊͌̾̿̓̍̃̋̊̇͘C̴̡͎̯̫̱͚̋̍̾̃̑̓̐ͅĘ̶̤̲̦̤̤̌̾͂̏̎̀̍̊͊͑̒͂̾̕̚D ̧̡͉̬̟̹̮͍͕̫̰̞̭͈̣̑͐͒̌̍̔̀̒!”

by STARSCREAM’S INEVITABLE DEMISE March 2, 2024