someone who makes a hot take or a statement that is weird as fuck and decides if they are being serious on whether they get judged or not
“bro you’re weird as fuck for that”
“wait i’m joking!”
“yeahh sure, you’re a schrödinger’s shyguy aren’t you”
“wait i’m joking!”
“yeahh sure, you’re a schrödinger’s shyguy aren’t you”
by MyPpIsPurple August 25, 2021
Get the Schrödinger’s ShyGuymug. The practice of purposely not stating a characters age so if they do anything sexually explicit it isn't illegal. (Usually used in forms of writing)
by MyManLouis July 5, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's Agemug. The girl you're trying to chat up is both the fittest bird on the planet and a fat slag at the same time until your pointless attempt at chatting her up gets accepted or rejected. Often leads to doublethink.
Bloke 1: "Check her out, she's well fit!"
Bloke 2: "I tried to chat her up earlier, stay out of her way, she's a bloody whore"
Bloke 1: "I'll give her a chance, I'll go see if she likes me"
A few seconds later
Bloke 1: "Actually you're right, she is a fat whore. I know it's Schrödinger's Woman a bit, but it's true"
Bloke 2: "I tried to chat her up earlier, stay out of her way, she's a bloody whore"
Bloke 1: "I'll give her a chance, I'll go see if she likes me"
A few seconds later
Bloke 1: "Actually you're right, she is a fat whore. I know it's Schrödinger's Woman a bit, but it's true"
by fearlessmonkey8 February 9, 2023
Get the Schrödinger's Womanmug. by Renny Otonashi December 22, 2020
Get the Schrödinger Gaymug. An old and often argued quantum physics theory of whether or not a man will get laid. The theory goes... A man walks into a bar and sees a sexy bitch in the corner. Until he walks up to her, we dont know if he will get laid or not. Therefore we can assume that he will both get laid and a go home alone. Highlighting the fact that 50% of the time the female would sleep with him. The final argument is as such, by approaching the "sexy bitch", he forces nature to collapse on itself and the result becomes conclusive. Either he gets laid or he doesnt.
Guy 1: Damn! Look at shorty in the corner.
Guy 2: Go talk to her!
Guy 1: Maybe, looks like i have a Schrödinger's Pussy on my hands. I'll be back in 10 mins.
Guy 2: Go talk to her!
Guy 1: Maybe, looks like i have a Schrödinger's Pussy on my hands. I'll be back in 10 mins.
by Yinny June 19, 2013
Get the Schrödinger's Pussymug. Shrödinger’s Pussy is the correct description for the private parts of a transgender person.
Since the outlawing of the “cup and squeeze gender test” pioneered by the eminent Professor C Dundee, the latest approach advocated by trans-activists is the Schrödinger’s Pussy experiment.
Their rules dictate that claimed gender gives no indicator of expected sexual apparatus and additionally that gender must in no circumstances be assumed or pre-judged.
Before engaging in superposition or other quantum gender affirmative entanglement therefore, it is advisable that an assessment of the nature of the physical manifestation of the lady or man pussy should be undertaken.
In accordance with the laws of transgenderism this event cannot take place until the box (pants) are opened, at which point the trans-waveform collapses into one of two possible realities.
Only then may a prospective sexual partner discovers if pussy is soft and gentle or an angry un-neutered tomcat that wants to spit in your face.
Happy dating experience young dudes!
🍻😘🙈🍆😧😡😂
Since the outlawing of the “cup and squeeze gender test” pioneered by the eminent Professor C Dundee, the latest approach advocated by trans-activists is the Schrödinger’s Pussy experiment.
Their rules dictate that claimed gender gives no indicator of expected sexual apparatus and additionally that gender must in no circumstances be assumed or pre-judged.
Before engaging in superposition or other quantum gender affirmative entanglement therefore, it is advisable that an assessment of the nature of the physical manifestation of the lady or man pussy should be undertaken.
In accordance with the laws of transgenderism this event cannot take place until the box (pants) are opened, at which point the trans-waveform collapses into one of two possible realities.
Only then may a prospective sexual partner discovers if pussy is soft and gentle or an angry un-neutered tomcat that wants to spit in your face.
Happy dating experience young dudes!
🍻😘🙈🍆😧😡😂
by Rainer Blödsinn November 3, 2018
Get the Schrödinger’s Pussymug. When a character or person is neither confirmed, nor denied to be straight. Usually, this is said in response to a homophobic comment such as “This character isn’t gay”.
A Schrodingers Queer is both gay, straight, or something else till it is confirmed.
A Schrodingers Queer is both gay, straight, or something else till it is confirmed.
Homophobe: super person isn’t gay, he would never associate himself with the sinful.
person: well they never confirmed he is straight either, so he is just a Schrödingers Queer.
person: well they never confirmed he is straight either, so he is just a Schrödingers Queer.
by DrAccius July 26, 2021
Get the Schrödingers Queermug.