Pounded her like a piece of schnitzel

To copulate vigorously, so as to cause a slapping sound similar to the sound heard when tenderizing a veal cutlet on a board.

Garage Dweller1: Did you notice that Honey was walking funny yesterday?

Garage Dweller2: That's because her boyfriend pounded her like a piece of schnitzel.

by Garage Dweller1 October 01, 2009

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Schnitzel Shank

When you get kidnapped by a fat German and he decides to shank you in his new Lederhosen

"Ach! Guten Morgen Kinder, sterben jüdischen Abschaum!"

*You receive a Schnitzel Shank*

by Thitherurtian November 29, 2017

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Dirty Schnitzel

The German version of a Dirty Sanchez, whereby the giver makes a singular vertical swipe down the booger trough of the victim. The victim must give the Heil Hitler salute after receiving the dirty deed.

Vicki used her Big Icky strap-on last night on Scott then gave him the Dirty Schnitzel. For being a Nazi he sure is a bitch.

by DudeBaloney February 04, 2024

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schnitzel the pork

Putting curry on a brown persons dick.

"You can schnitzel the pork on your own, asshole!"

by bbee_2000001233 November 08, 2017

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Schnitzel Sack

The term Mando Deodorant Marketing team uses to refer to a vagina.

“Go between your butt cheeks, down between your schnitzel sack, and just sniff the suds”

May solely be used to refer to trans vaginas. At the time of writing this, more research needs to be done.

Rebecca: Wow your schnitzel sack is so pretty
Vanessa: OMG Rebecca shut up
Rebecca: No seriously you’re a total snack
Vanessa: *proceeds to sniff suds*

by DaveGillyBaby January 14, 2025

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