Sammie

The most beautiful girl in the world. She is trustworthy , kind, gorgeous and makes the best friend. She is so compassionate of others feelings and would never do anything to hurt others She is drop-dead gorgeous, but not conceited. She usually has long brown silky hair and big beautiful warm brown eyes. Her looks match her personality....she is so magnetic!
I couldn't think clearly when I was looking at Sammie in class today.

Gary, now I know I was wrong
I messed up, and now your gone

Gary, I'm sorry I neglected you
Oh, I never expected you to run away and leave me
Feeling this empty
Your meow right now would sound like music to me
Please come home, 'cause I miss you, Gary

(Gary come home...)
Gary come home
(Gary come home...)

Gary, can't you see I was blind
I'll do anything to change your mind

More than a pet, your my best friend
Too cool to forget, come back
'Cause we are family
And forgive me for making you wanna roam
And now my heart is beating like the saddest metronome
Somewhere I hope you're reading my latest three-word poem:
Gary come home

(Gary come home...)
Gary come home
(Gary come home...)
Gary come home
(Gary come home...)
Gary come home
(Gary come home)
Ahh...

Gary, come home
Gary, come home
Gary, won't you come home
by asspounder12341234123123 May 11, 2018
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Sammy

He is a British kid who lives in Darwin. A bit fat and is addicted to his PC. He somehow has a GF and people don’t like him because he is British
Do you want to play Csgo Sammy?”
by Yeetfret09 November 25, 2019
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Sammi

1. Refers to a young girl that doesn't know how to pass through toll booths, usually pulling too far away or going right through.
"Dude, you just passed that guy trying to wave you down."
"What a Sammi!"
by ChrissyLyn March 11, 2009
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Sammy

A soccer star who has access to the nuclear launch codes. Someone who has been playing animal crossing since before it was cool, and also knows how to formulate a good (stupid) tweet.

Most importantly, a friend to all.
“You should give Sammy soup.“
“Omg are you Sammy from SmileySammy99?? Can you make me a duct tape wallet!?”
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Sammy

When you promise to yourself you won't have sex but deep down you know you will anyway
I know I'm going to Sammy this weekend with my ex
by BearGiils October 23, 2016
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Sammi

A woman that never sleeps cause it’s summer time...oh she caught me. Perfectly paired with a Caleb and are sometime annoying. But are a whole lot of fun.
Wow,that is definitely a Sammi
How?
She’s dating a Caleb duh
by tyraler January 13, 2019
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Sammy

Girl: Gosh I love Sammy!
by zayuuuuumm June 11, 2018
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