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salmon helmet 

When someone with a rotten twat sits on your face.
You think that's bad, remember when the prophet Muhammed gave me a salmon helmet while I was wearing a toga.
salmon helmet by Semi Wynn June 11, 2006

Salmon handcuffs 

The domination of the male by the female in a relationship by use of sexual starvation if her demands are not met
fucking hell shes even dressing him these days. Its sad shes really got the salmon handcuffs on him

salmon turd 

despite flushing the pan, a log manages to swim back upstream to welcome you the following morning
jesus fiona. we have a salmon turd yet again!
salmon turd by julian keen May 16, 2006

Salmon Creek Big Bud 

Also known as Salmon Creek, it is one of the premeir chronic marijuanas available. Known for it's abnormally large cola's, SCBB earns the Big Bud of it's name.
"I bought a joint of this Salmon Creek Big Bud and couldn't even finish the joint."
Salmon Creek Big Bud by Colbs,,, October 16, 2008

salmon slit 

The word for such a time as a female's gash smells of fish. Often found on thrush sufferers.
Dude, that chick last night. You're a ledge for hitching me up but you could've told me about the salmon slit.
salmon slit by Aldo43 September 5, 2007

Salmon Cruncher 

Did you see that Salmon Cruncher's smoke house?
Salmon Cruncher by AK Irish Gurl January 17, 2013