saber-tooth pantie cricket

A serius type of vaginal crabs with big teeth!!

Dude i just saw a saber-tooth pantie cricket bunji jumping from your moms cotex!!!!

by dickard,bitchard May 25, 2006

One Fingered Flesh Saber

An extremely small penis. The opposite of a two-handed cunt cutless.

He thrust his one fingered flesh saber into her beef pretzel and she didn't even notice.

by Boozeturd July 14, 2016

Saber Toothed Crotch Critter

When you wake up the morning after a night that you do not remember with bite marks on your weiner not remembering who put them there.

Dude i got bit by the saber toothed crotch critter last night after we left the bar.

by TSG-STM members October 17, 2008

Darth Maul Double Saber

Where a double vaginal penetration is performed on a woman going through her menstrual cycle.

When I heard that my girlfriend was on her period, I immediately wanted to call a friend and perform the Darth Maul Double Saber.

by William Poopshire February 28, 2011

saber-toothed crotch jockey

N. A woman (or a man) who gives a guy head and grazes the teeth in inexperience. Biting may also be involved.

I didnt know she was a saber-toothed crotch jockey when i unzipped my fly or i would have let you have her.

by carpiethe April 25, 2010

saber-toothed crotch cricket

sOMEone wit crabs ya heard- someon wit crabs

he got crabs, you see that

by jd February 22, 2005

fucking saber-tooth tiger

1) N. a woman who is 40 years or more older than her sex partner/ husband/ boyfriend/ girlfriend

2) N. a "cougar" to the EXTREME

1) Harold and Maude (1971 film): Maude is 79, she developed a sexual relationship with Harold who is 19. She's a fucking saber-tooth tiger.

by -Highschooler January 29, 2010