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syphilitous

When a drunk guy is trying to make a move but u dont want to have sex so u come up with a disease so he goes away. a mix between syphilis and bronchitis
drunk guy at bar "want to come home with me?"

Me "i have syphilitous sorry dude."
Drunk guy "fuckin slut"

Walks away
by lolathesg April 9, 2015
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sophilis

An Abundantly amazing person with a slightly dark humour.
Jack is the perfect man, a real SOPHILIS
by JACKR2270 October 21, 2020
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syphilitisopensoreass

Syphilitisopensoreass is when someone has a suspected STI but your not sure what it is or where it came from.
Hey Sheldon did you tag that bitch last night?
No I got in there and immediately figured she was infected with syphilitisopensoreass so I was out like a trout!
by Mustard Bandit September 11, 2021
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Snyphilis

A chronic condition including minding other people’s beeswax and being nosy
“Why is he so nosy? Does he have Snyphilis?”
by Lenny Frost May 8, 2023
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Cyber Syphilitis

Cyber Sypilitis is when you contract a sexually transmitted disease through a technological object such as a phone charger or a blue tooth speaker
Mary contracted Cyber Syphilitis after they sexually insert a USB inside of them
by Fuzz237 January 24, 2022
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