Hella Stacked

Hella Stacked is like feeling depressed or suicidal due to abandonment by a person or very Pressed over a bond that will die, often used when talking about a absent parent figure

My Teacher had me feeling Hella stacked when he left,

by Deeper Communications December 12, 2021

double-stacked handjob

To use both hands to stroke when giving a handjob.

Last night was crazy, my girlfriend gave me a double-stacked handjob!

by SneakierGoat November 2, 2023

short stacked tits

Term for flat chested woman.

Mark's girlfriend Lori has a set of short stacked tits!

by Bob's Valley February 8, 2026

Murphy's Law of stacked boxes

"No matter how storage-containers are arranged in a stack, the one you want will always be on the bottom, and so you'll have to move all of the others first."

Regardless of whether you arrange a stack of boxes in alphabetical/numerical order from top to bottom or bottom to top, Murphy's Law of stacked boxes will always "get you" --- i.e., da box you'll need will always be ether da first or last one, depending on which way you stacked them, and so you'll always need to take them all down to get to da one you need.

by QuacksO February 28, 2025

Grocery-Sticked

The often unneccessary act of someone placing the plastic divider on a grocery store conveyor belt to seperate their items from yours. Can be used as a metaphor for other situations.

Person 1: “Did you really just grocery-stick me? I have $100 worth of food and your only items are a candy bar and a tv.”
Person 2: “....Uh, I just didn’t want them to get mixed up.”
Person 1: “Never in the history of the world has anyone switched items with another person using a grocery stick because they would still have to pay for it.”

Steve: “Hey man, did you go home with that hot blonde last night?!
Kevin: “Nah man, I got grocery-sticked by her fat friend.”

Stacy: “Did you get Taylor Swift’s autograph?!
Monica: “Fuck no! I got up close when she got out of her limo but got grocery-sticked by three security guards!”
Stacy: “.....sounds hot”
Monica: “No, look it up on urban dictionary .”

by But Sects December 11, 2019

sacked jedi

A Jedi that has been around for a long time, sacked, injured, growing and awaiting for extraction to another Galaxy.

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E.g : I know a person that was a Sacked Jedi but somehow rather the spring time will come eventually.

by zenamilkaze April 23, 2018

GAFA Stacker

Someone who spends all their time online, or in the Google Apple Facebook Amazon sphere.

All these fuckin' GAFA Stackers should go touch some grass for once.

by Plaguin January 9, 2023