stabbing the bed

When a guy sleeps on his stomach and has a boner, causing said boner to stick into the mattress.

I woke up this morning with my penis hurting, I must have been stabbing the bed all night!

by Jim Throttle September 30, 2017

Warning stab

To place thumb on the lower portion of the blade only to expose a small amount of the rest of the blade. To prevent further penetration.

Person 1 -You stabbed that guy in the neck!!!!

Person 2- nah that's just a warning stab.

by The Panda May 29, 2015

Finger Stabbing

A term that describes the uncomfortable, forceful movement of the fingers being pushed up into the vagina repeatedly. Comparable to undergoing a gynaecological examination. Often a result of foreplay with an inadequate sexual partner.

"I was terribly finger stabbed last night."
"I think I am still bleeding from the finger stabbing."

by joswizzle January 19, 2015

Grundle Stab

-noun or verb
The action of stabbing the grundle, or perineum, with extended fore and middle fingers.

n. Have you ever experienced a grundle stab?
v. Mike was being a pooterhead, so I grundle stabbed him.

by Harry the Batbitch September 25, 2007

Fish Stab

Slang: Female Masterbation

To engage in solo female oriented sexual activity.

Yo, I heard Lindzie went home from the club empty handed, I bet she played a game of Fish Stab before she went to bed.

Hey Sarah you stinky fishstabbing bitch, Bring me a beer!

by The Seeker January 09, 2009

Butt Stab

The act of inserting one's erect penis into another's anus... hard.

You keep winking at me. Are you looking for a butt stab?

That guy is walking funny. He must be a butt stabber.

by Baumtitz April 22, 2015

back-stabbing

Going and doing something behind someone elses back without the otherone knowning for some time.

<guy> im gonna kill that horse.
<gurl> im not. I dont harm animals
<gurl> -kills the horse without the guy knowning>

or

Telling someone something then going around saying it to someone else about a bestfriend when its not true which is back-stabbing them

by tUr0k December 28, 2008