Moldy Shoulder

The Moldy Shoulder, commonly referred to as the Moldy Shouldy, is waiting for someone to fall asleep and then ejaculating on their shoulder without waking or alerting them in the morning.

"Dude my girl stole a handful of my fries yesterday, so I gave her a fucking Moldy Shoulder!"

by DaSoullessOne July 8, 2019

Blue Shoulder

The product of being teased with a shoulder massage, and then never receiving said massage.

‎"You still owe me a massage!"-Person 1
"What do I owe you a massage?!"Person 2
"Well you told me you were gonna give me one, so you teased me, ..... you SO blue shouldered me!"-Person 1

by PseudoGinger May 31, 2011

Mouse Shoulder

Pain in the shoulder from overuse of the mouse while operating a computer.

I have been working on the computer so much that my mouse shoulder is really hurting.

by 00NKB6211289 April 15, 2009

shoulder narrows

The best friggin a capella group in the universe!

Your in Shoulder Narrows? You are so totally rugged! I wish you were my boyfriend!

by Liam's Main Skweez April 10, 2005

Head and Shoulders

The act of jizzing in someones shampoo.

"Ah man! This ain't shampoo! Its jizz! Head and shoulders..."

by Sally may I December 14, 2011

Shoulder Candy

The beautiful girl you haul over your shoulder whilst twirling your moustache or flourishing your cape like a Proper Villain.

'Man, you see Professor Nefario snatch that girl reporter off of to his Doom Zeppelin?'

"Yeah, Glory Goodlove is just in this industry for the chance to be Shoulder Candy. She's been 'kidnapped' by Doctor Dominator, Teenage FrankenWolfe, The Asshole Dumpling Gang, and The Cuckholder."

"You'd think Captain White Knight would have broken off the engagement after The Cuckholder"

"That guy is never going to take the hint."

by bar1scorpio January 8, 2015

[shoulder to cry on]

Someone who listens sympathetically to someone's problems.

He was a fatherly shoulder to cry on when the going was tough

by Bby_amb March 27, 2018