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by DamianLillard April 21, 2021
Get the Shalom mug.A person who has a small penis. Grows to a maximum of two inches on rare occasions.
He would rather switch his culture then get married.
His disses and jokes makes you cringe every time.
He gets all the ladies...when hes dreaming at night.
Gets no girls even if he tried.
Can almost hit the rim when he shoots a basketball.
He would rather switch his culture then get married.
His disses and jokes makes you cringe every time.
He gets all the ladies...when hes dreaming at night.
Gets no girls even if he tried.
Can almost hit the rim when he shoots a basketball.
"Shalom Youre so close to hitting the rim just try again"
"But I cant! "
"Are you telling me you dont have enough strength to even hit the rim"
"Please stop talking to me your making me feel bad"
"Okay I am sorry for laughing at you just make sure not to talk to much your waking up the neighbours"
"But I cant! "
"Are you telling me you dont have enough strength to even hit the rim"
"Please stop talking to me your making me feel bad"
"Okay I am sorry for laughing at you just make sure not to talk to much your waking up the neighbours"
by Splash360 raptors October 4, 2018
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verb - Shalom, Shaloming, Shalomed,
When you can't stop talking to someone or an audience so much that you can never stay on point. Famous people especially RJs and VJs Shalom a lot on stage. Shaloming is a good idea to make friends. You get to know people. But worse when it comes to keeping friends. You can't start yapping shit, remember?
Shaloming is also when you keep adding people you don't even know through extensive stalking.
verb - Shalom, Shaloming, Shalomed,
When you can't stop talking to someone or an audience so much that you can never stay on point. Famous people especially RJs and VJs Shalom a lot on stage. Shaloming is a good idea to make friends. You get to know people. But worse when it comes to keeping friends. You can't start yapping shit, remember?
Shaloming is also when you keep adding people you don't even know through extensive stalking.
"How did the interview go?"
"I fucked it up. I was shaloming all over the place"
"What are you doing"
"Shaloming all the pretty chicks from colleges"
"I fucked it up. I was shaloming all over the place"
"What are you doing"
"Shaloming all the pretty chicks from colleges"
by madras messiah May 24, 2016
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A way to kindly greet a sir
There are many ways to greet other people
Such as: Hey, Hi, Whats up, what’s good, whats cooch etc…
But nothing, I mean absolutely nothing beats “shalom Alechem” when greeting someone.
This is the only way you greet a sir.
1. Make eye contact
2. Extend arm out
3. Firmly shake your hands with the sir (imagine your squeezing your dick when you shake their hand, it will assert dominance)
4. “SHALOM ALECHEM”
5. And if they fuck with you they will politely respond by saying “MALECHE HASHALOM”
A way to kindly greet a sir
There are many ways to greet other people
Such as: Hey, Hi, Whats up, what’s good, whats cooch etc…
But nothing, I mean absolutely nothing beats “shalom Alechem” when greeting someone.
This is the only way you greet a sir.
1. Make eye contact
2. Extend arm out
3. Firmly shake your hands with the sir (imagine your squeezing your dick when you shake their hand, it will assert dominance)
4. “SHALOM ALECHEM”
5. And if they fuck with you they will politely respond by saying “MALECHE HASHALOM”
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