Sami 

Niceguy who is afraid of domestic cats.

Hey look Sami! A big cat’

Sami by Fatcatpat November 22, 2021

Sami 

Sami is the nicest, hottest, funniest person you'll ever meet. he treats women like real women and hes all about equality when it comes to race, ethnicity, etc..
Sami loves chicken sm
hes the smart and sexy guy any girl would dream for. Sami can be a very kind person only if you treat him well.. do not mess with him though

"oh look! that guys so hot bro im drooling".. "yeah obviously hes hot, I mean what do you expect from someone named Sami?"

Sami by bye.. November 23, 2021

Sami 

Sami secretly likes a girl who's name starts with k and ends with h

Sami is bae

Sami by Bellabae November 30, 2021

Sami 

A man who lacks intelligence. Used as an insult when someone fucks up big time.

Dude you just cost us a game. What a Sami

Sami by TaylorSwift696969 March 11, 2022

Sami 

THE BEST PERSON ON EARTH, NO CONTEST
ALL YOUR OPINIONS ARE INVALID, SAMI IS THE BEST
THE SECOND ANY WORD COMES OUT HIS MOUTH, ALL EYES ARE ON HIM
HE IS THE SYMBOL OF GREATNESS.

Char: bro this Person is awesome

Ash: yea, Xe’s Sami!

Sami by Mr Steal you Man’s (ash) March 17, 2022

Sami 

THE GREATEST PERSON ON EARTH, I AM CORRECT.
YOUR OPINION IS WRONG

THEY ARE SYMBOL OF GREATNESS AND WILL AMAZE YOU EVERY TIME

Some, uncultured swine: This Persons like cool, I mean really fucking cool

Me: yea, it’s a Sami.

Some other, fucking asshole: I think this person uncool as shit!
*skiddadles away*

Sami by Mr Steal you Man’s (ash) March 17, 2022

Sami 

the most thot inducing man you will ever meet. he has a 11 inch dong and balls o' steel. nothing will ever kill him because he is immortal and has the power of the christian god times 4. if you meet a Sami bow down in honor and fear fore he will smite you before you can say "Sami is the coolest person i've ever met." don't even try to stop what coming because Sami has the bes abs you've ever seen and there so rock hard that you could literally cut diamonds on them. dont fuck with a sami.

Sami is so omnipantant that he could destroy that universe in less time than it takes you to say "i wish that sami were my friend hes so cool and handsome"

Sami by sami has a big dick March 29, 2022