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Is a really nice guy who generally fantasies about stuffing animals up his arse, has a huge appetite for food and drugs. he uses inventive words yet random words, he can be very cocky but a people person, kind, funny and on regularly basis likes to smell his own farts.
''Hey man Is it necessary to smell that while eating?''
''Indecisively it is necessary biryani breath''
''I really like you man you soo funny and i know you've had a lot of drugs tonight but what are you doing to that squirrel.
''Now your here, nothing... why dont you go home to your barbarian mum? :D''
''Hey man!! your acting like a right sam''
''Indecisively it is necessary biryani breath''
''I really like you man you soo funny and i know you've had a lot of drugs tonight but what are you doing to that squirrel.
''Now your here, nothing... why dont you go home to your barbarian mum? :D''
''Hey man!! your acting like a right sam''
sam by The_King123123 July 28, 2012
Sam
The most amazing guy. He has amazing eyes, hair, and body. He will treat you how you've always deserved to be treated. He will always take your side, and will always hold you while you cry. Sam might have gone through some hard things, but those things have made him a better stronger person. He will always be there for you, no matter who you are. He always sells himself short, and doesn't believe you when you tell him these things because he thinks he doesn't deserve it. He also gives the best kisses in the world.
Also likes to joke and say, "Thanks for playing, now make me a sandwich."
Also likes to joke and say, "Thanks for playing, now make me a sandwich."
Sam
Sam by Mr Amaznig September 23, 2010