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Sklobing

“Sklobing” is the act of vomiting while preforming oral deeds for someone, often because their genitalia is to massive.
This is very common for people who have a bad gag reflex so, stay safe.
This can happen to anyone, don’t rule yourself out.
Sklobing often happens when someone has had multiple drinks and is already on the verge of their demise.
“Yo man, Stephanie was slobbing on my knob, sucking me silly, you know what I’m saying. Next thing I know she starts sklobing all over me.”
by Von Simon February 22, 2025
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Salopianism

A tongue-in-cheek “religion” followed by proud natives of Shrewsbury, in Shropshire (a.k.a. Salop), built on sacred hills, strong tea, Charles Darwin , Shrewsbury town FC and unwavering county loyalty.

Practitioners worship the rolling countryside, make pilgrimages to Shrewsbury, and regard the Montgomerys Tower as a holy summit.

Core beliefs include defending Shropshire against slander from neighbouring counties, revering market towns as spiritual hubs, and insisting that life is simply better “back home.”
Callum: “I never knew you were a fan of christiantiy?

George: “I’m not mate, I’m a firm believer in Salopianism”
by Georgeyboy14 February 24, 2026
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