Park Ridge

An upper-middle-class suburb of Chicago, renowned for being full of dope-addicted teenagers and ineffective policemen.

Friend: How come you can always get bud/coke/shrooms so easily?
Park Ridgian: Because I live in Park Ridge, man.
Friend: Ah.

or:
Yeah, another kid OD'd, but it's Park Ridge, what do you expect?

by wooka wooka. November 5, 2005

Dodge Ridge

(n) A tricked out ski resort near Sonora. Home to one of the best Ski Race Teams in California.

Often referred to as just dodge

Hey Andrew, we going up to dodge this weekend?

Wow the dodge ridge race team is helluv bomb

by brkillee July 18, 2005

seminole ridge high school

seminole ridge has been getting darker. but for ever and ever will be populated with hicks, in the middle of fucking nowhere.

"have you seen seminole ridge high school?"
"no"

by hick kid March 15, 2017

Blue Ridge High School

Blue Ridge High School or sometimes known as: "Blue Ridge got you high school" is a great school if you would like to fail at life. There are more whores and drug users at said school than a Steven Tyler men's underwear party. To get a piece of ass there you simply tell the girl of your choice that you like her eyes and she will complete the procedure by removing her pants and jacket and touching her toes. For the people that want to hang around people that make "mountains out of molehills" this is a standard of all northeastern Pennsylvanians, and you will soon adapt to their culture, and learn the "Johnny Appleseed" method. This school is primarily based on discipline and feeding off of your pain and agony. In order to stay out of trouble you have to wear elegant clothing, speak only when spoken to, never give your opinion, don't have any fun at all, do each and every little task they give or they WILL destroy you. You will get written up for very arbitrarily obscene reasons such as: voicing your opinion, not being a visually attractive woman, wearing clothing that shows your ankles, neck, and wrists, and wearing anything thicker than a hoodie. If you want fake people with fake stuff this is the place for you. If you want a single chance at making it, not breaking it in life, beg your parents to either move away if you live there or stay away if they plan to move there. Stay smarter than most, America! Stay Away Today!

Random Person: Dude where'd you get this crazy weed?
Blue Ridge Student:"What are you talking about? It's oregano from blue ridge high school man!"
FAKE!

by J-Slayy January 15, 2012

Marvin Ridge High

A homophobic, diVerSe, school. The staff tries too hard to make people feel accepted when in reality people want to be different. Think of a preppy private school, but public. The teachers are fine, some don't even know how to teach. I wouldn't move to this school they're already enough people here.

Girls who aren't white, popular and drop-dead gorgeous don't get noticed. Guys act like they're all hard-core and in gangs but we all know they live in a mansion with 2 golden retrievers and they're parents are still together.

Like every high school, they're certain cliques that you probably want to stay away from. The awkward anime kids who don't shower, the rude white boys who think since their parents are rich they can treat everyone with no respect, think of a college Chad, but more immature. But then again they're the ones who are fine and you might even misjudge, the emo kids, who are incredibly nice and are probably bi or pan, but who cares in 2019 it's about time we grow up and figure out who we really are. Juniors are always the nicest, just don't get on their bad side.

But in the end, we are still a school, who is misjudged in ways, but judge correctly in certain ways as well. The freshman class is always annoying but what can you do about it.

Teacher; "let's talk about mental health"
Highschool chads; "lEt'S taLK aBOuT mENtAL hEaLtH"

There ya go an accurate definition of a Marvin Ridge Highschool chad.

by joemama2910 October 7, 2019

alopecian appalacian ridgeback monkey

A new rare breed of monkey that is born with hair and completely loses it by adulthood. This new species is found in the hollers of Tennessee. Also this monkey is known for its insatiable sexual appetite

The alopecian appalacian ridgeback monkey got extremely wet during the storm because it had not hair with which to keep itself dry.

by MichelleF1973 June 20, 2005

River Ridge High School

bitches and hoes,
those sluts and whores
why do we fuck'in deal with this shit...
spikey haired asians
chollos and gang bangers
but at least I have a chance
instead of licking the asses of blazers and rams...

River Ridge High School football can't win a football game even if we tried...
Freshman: short, emo, "no say" bitches
Sophomores: they like them sausages!
Juniors: best class...no lie...
Seniors: thank god they're graduating!

by Mr. J. BENT December 10, 2009