the sometimes awkward talk after a break-up or DTR where the parties involved review the cause of death of the relationship.
I am thinking of calling Jake for a relationship postmortem I don't think we can be friends again unless I get some closure.
by verbalkenttx August 05, 2011
When someone uses a large picture of their significant other or themselves with that significant other as computer (especially laptop) wallpaper to annoyingly illustrate the fact that they are in a relationship to the whole world, and especially their classmates.
Student1: look at that lamer using a pic of himself and his fat girlfriend at a toga party as relationship wallpaper.
Student2: yeah, look at that backfat on both of them. gross.
Student2: yeah, look at that backfat on both of them. gross.
by loulud79 November 07, 2009
When you and your girlfriend/boyfriend are on and off . Y'all have been thru so much , arguments, lying, heartbreak, personal issues and one day y'all not speaking to each other and then 2 days later y'all are all flirtatious and kissey face again. Everybody knows that you two love eachother .. Y'all break up one day and back together the next
Friend : You and so and so still together?
Girl : Idk
Other Friend : They on and off all the time
Friend : Knowing y'all gonna be all on eachother in no time
Girl : I love him but he's too much. We just have a on and off relationship
Girl : Idk
Other Friend : They on and off all the time
Friend : Knowing y'all gonna be all on eachother in no time
Girl : I love him but he's too much. We just have a on and off relationship
by yohoewce May 21, 2015
When you and your partner are in a relationship, and people are aware of that relationship yet do not know the inner workings of it. People in a private relationship do not post or share all of the details of their relationship for everyone to know, they respect one others privacy. Elite Partnership, no gossip.
Greg and Elizabeth have been in a private relationship for three years now, but I have no idea what they do when theyre alone.
by cerealcrusader December 07, 2019
A relationship philosophy applying anarchist principles to interpersonal relating. Some especially important values include autonomy, anti-hierarchical practices, lack of State control, anti-normativity, and community interdependence. Cf. anarcho-amory
I practice relationship anarchy because I love the freedom it gives my partners and I to be ourselves.
by Wileyjayfox January 31, 2020
He's that dude who doesn't have any dating game on his own, so he hangs around couples waiting for the breakup so he can first be "the friend" to the girl, with hopes of it progressing to something more. He's always trying to stay friendly with his friends' exs. It sometimes works, but usually also breaks the bro code and leads to loss of friends, trust, and respect.
Rick: Who's she dating now?
Andy: Remember that little relationship lurker Seth she was always bringing along when we went out? They hooked up.
Andy: Remember that little relationship lurker Seth she was always bringing along when we went out? They hooked up.
by musacha April 04, 2009
Alexis: “bruh I’m only with you for sex”
Mackie: “take your shit back I don’t love you”
*2 hours later*
Alexis: “I miss you baby”
Mackie: “I love you so much”
Their friends: “that’s definitely a toxic relationship”
Mackie: “take your shit back I don’t love you”
*2 hours later*
Alexis: “I miss you baby”
Mackie: “I love you so much”
Their friends: “that’s definitely a toxic relationship”
by Sillywillygoose April 11, 2020