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WQM-Walking Question Mark 

A walking question mark usually refers to the people in life that don’t make sense. The things they do, the things they say, and the things they may implement in speech, just don’t add up. Just like a question mark meaning confusion, similarly, a WQM brings confusion into your life.

The transmission of the Walking Question Mark (WQM) condition primarily occurs through close friendship with another individual who has WQM. The most effective treatment to achieve a complete recovery is to establish a significant physical and emotional distance from the person with WQM.Individuals affected by the Walking Question Mark condition may exhibit dual personalities within a span of less than an hour.
I find it difficult to maintain a friendship with Alivia because she's a WQM-Walking Question Mark - one moment she's outgoing and fun to be around, and the next moment she becomes moody and distant.
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Questino 

A misspelled question, now a name for a taco bell special or a hampster with a sombrero.
"1 Questino and a coke"

"Questino escaped from his cage"
Questino by Glitch27 September 29, 2021

Excellent question! 

It's a praise that you receive from a teacher after you ask a question which he doesn't know how to answer, but he's too embarrassed to admit it.
Student: Teacher, how do you say 'lock, stock and barrel' in Spanish?
Teacher: Excellent question! It's a very interesting expression! For your homework, you'll have to look it up.

Rhetorical question

Question asked that is asked for effect and not usually designed for an answer.

Usually encourages the person or people being asked the question to reflect upon their own thoughts and beliefs rather than answer specifically out loud.
Examples of rhetorical questions-
Speaker: "What defense to the homeless have if the government will not protect them?"

Guy: "Did you get some from her last night?"
Other Guy: "Is the sky blue?"

Office Worker: "How stupid is this new filing system we have?"
Rhetorical question by ACG2x July 23, 2005

can i ask you a question? 

The most stupidest idiotic question you could ask someone, because you 1) Asked if you "can" when you just did, 2) because you just asked a question asking if you could ask a question & 3) cause you are stupid
Dude1: Can I ask you a question?

Dude2: Shut your face

trap question

A question a woman asks a man just to put him in a tight spot. Trap questions can be chained, creating more awkwardness.
Girl: Who's prettier, me or my cousin?
Boy: You.
Girl: So my cousin's ugly?
Boy: Err, no.
Girl: So you think she's cute?
Boy: Uhh..
trap question by farts May 6, 2005

Question Whore 

A person who takes great pleasure in questioning others about insignificant drivel to within an inch of their lives.

Question whores will often aimlessly question all those around them for no particular reason, in servere cases it has been known for the question whore's 'victims' to cut off their own ears to escape their torture.
Abby: wo wats with your mum, she wanted to know every detail about my holiday.
Alis: oh i'm sorry she's a Question Whore. Unfortunatly the doctor says theres nothing he can do for her.
Question Whore by alicebecila November 24, 2009