Quantum Negro

A white person or any person that is not black who can jump, run, talk , pimp hoes, deal drugs, smoke rocks, and pop caps like a black person. Often reffered to as "crazy white boy". Comes from ebonics.

Muhammed: Man that white boy Jim crossed me up and broke my ankles while weez wuz playin ball, he be a Quantum Negro.

by Garrett Ward January 08, 2005

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quantum theory

A really weird game of dice

Einstein on quantum theory: "God doesn't play dice with the universe."

God: "C'mon lucky number 7!"

by the_unknown November 29, 2012

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Quantum Bone

To get so fucked up while drinking that you take on a new identity with every girl you meet whilst in pursuit of a one night stand. You also imagine seeing a hologram of one of your close friends telling you the probability of you getting laid with your current alias using a dollar store cellphone. Success of said pursuit results in a Quantum Bone

DJ: *wakes up in love hotel* Huh?

Random Girl: Oh, hey. You were awesome last night Angelo.

DJ: Oh boy...

Hologram of Brandon: Dude! You totally Quantum Boned her!

DJ: Brandon? What the fuck?!

by djenki December 20, 2010

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Quantum Nigga

A black man who has the right to go but gets out of the car and starts fasting

Quantum Nigga Fucjt

by Ziblicksom32 July 25, 2023

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quantum agnostics

A 21st century philosophy that attempts to meld science with spirituality.

Central premise of Q/A: We live our lives over and over again in exactly the same way in the time-space matrix alloted to us. Birth and death are "bookends", predetermined by a higher power, and prop up the free-will "books" of our conscious reality (actions, memories and dreams) between.

Will quantum agnostics allow me to get a life?

by Jerome Myer September 03, 2012

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