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prom night

syn. "prom", "the prom"
1. Unusual American custom in which otherwise Puritanical just-say-no parents support, tolerate, approve of or feign ignorance and/or disapproval of teenage public drunkedness, destruction of hotel property and lewd behavior.
2. Akin to primitive tribal rituals, where young females are made to look as desirable as possible by hopeful parents, then turned over to spear-equipped young males.
3. The lame, parent-and-teacher-sponsored event preceeding a night of Animal-House-level debauchery at the town's Holiday Inn.
4. Liberally-applicable euphemism for losing one's virginity, out-drinking a sailor on shore leave, participating in one's first gang-bang or date rape, milking the football team's gnads dry, etc.
5. prevarication of ascension to manhood, by one's claiming to do any of the many aforedescribed acts in 4., oft used by the less worthy of the young males who by some force majeure managed to attend or coincidentally be at the same location as the event and/or activity.
1. (on being told his son fucked the stoned cheerleader from behind so hard that the balcony railing collapsed and they both landed in the pool) "C'mon officer, it's just prom night."
2. "Oh my gawd, owr dawter looked so stunning for the prom!"
3. "Dude, after prom, Wendy's playing the woodwind section... know what Im' sayin'?"
4. "So, did you have a good prom?"
5. "Dude, the prom was AWESOME!"
by Professor X May 3, 2003
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Prom Wolf

n.
1. Weird 35 year old guy who still shows up at highschool basketball games.
2. A furry, Ha ha ha!
3. An escaped canine who feeds on minors.

;)
"Watch your drink girls, That guy's a Prom Wolf!"
by Breakstep McDubcore August 19, 2009
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Prom Date Lies

When your prom date decides she cant go with you to prom and you make outrageous untrue lies about that person.
Kevin: Mick, Adam, what happened to your prom dates?

Mick: My date died in a murder rape suicide.

Adam: My date is pregnant. I just cant take a pregnant chick to prom.

Kevin: Those sound like Prom Date Lies.
by The Juice 47 May 13, 2009
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Prom Date Dumpster Baby

Any fan or player of the Columbus Crew.
"He's a Crew fan?"

"Yes."
"Oh that means he is a prom date dumpster baby."
by deadonred September 16, 2009
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prom night

The BEST night to have a baby in a high-school washroom stall.
"How can I enjoy the rest of Prom Night? My dress is ruined!"
by -30- May 8, 2005
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prom fuck

to fuck your date after the prom (not enforced)
I prom fucked betsy after we freaked it out at the dance.
by omenboy June 18, 2003
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prom night

1. Best excuse for girls acting as teenage hos for a night.
2. An occasion in high school where horny teenage boys thinking they are grown men dance with their GF to sucky pop/rap music and later buy off the girls with beer, limo, flowers and lots of gifts in the end getting sex as a reward/show of gratitude.
3. Best American example of parent-approved teenage/underage prostitution and is followed by other countries in the world.
4. An occasion you will regret participating in the later part of your life for the waste of money, waste of time, waste of someone's virginity and the risk that you might end up becoming a daddy the morning after.
Son: Mommy, how are babies made?
Mom: Well, when a boy and a girl in prom night get together...
by but_of_course April 15, 2006
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