Incan marching powder

A slang expression for cocaine.

No prob getting the specs due by Wednesday; I'll just take some Incan marching powder and be in the groove.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 6, 2005

Indie Poser

Someone who immediately puts some obscure indie band on their iPod after it was featured on some show (The O.C., Scrubs etc.) and try to act like they are cool and knew who they were all along.

After Eels was on The O.C. everyone become indie posers and downloaded their album.

by Brody K. January 31, 2007

Music Industry Poser

Guy who is unemployed/underemployed that has a hobby of doing something with music, but he puts himself out there as working in the music industry as a professional, as if its a real full time job.

Guy read the ad in the back of Rolling Stone, or saw the commercial on daytime TV since he is realistically unemployed about "working with the stars of tomorrow, today."

Since "graduating" from the recording vocational "school" (that has no selection criteria), when he goes out and people ask what he does, he says "I'm in the music industry/sound engineer/music producer/in a band." He'll name drop artists you've heard of, but you'll never read his name credited on any of their albums.

Realistically, he is unemployed, but has a 'hobby' of making one or two albums for others with day jobs every year.

He is flat broke, and will make up fake albums that he has deadlines to meet as an excuse why he can't afford to spend $10 on Friday night.

This guy, is a music industry poser.

by Hobby shot caller December 1, 2010

Ironic Poser Hipster

1. A person who dresses like a poser and also a hipster at the same time but fails to pull off either one well enough and thus ends up being ironic. They tend to wear tshirts that they buy from Threadless, converse shoes and skate shoes (particularly Vans). They also wear a lot of plaid.

2. Someone who is deliberately dressing as an ironic poser hipster for the sake of mocking actual ironic poser hipsters.

Ugh look at Amelie, she can't even dress like a poser - she's mixing in hipster in bad quantities, what an ironic poser hipster!

Christina always pulls off ironic poser hipster so ironically - she's super talented!

by haptic101124 January 10, 2010

six inches of powder

A chunky drink consisting of orange soda, vodka, and 6 blown loads mixed together and given to a drunk chick. Also known as an Orange Creme Soda.

I can't believe Liz had six inches of powder that time we were at Stowe.

by John Dunne December 9, 2008

Isn't worth the powder to blow 'em up

The kind of person or group of persons who are actually worse than worthless. So much so, that as you contemplate canceling their ticket, you are forever mindful of how expensive a pain in your ass they have already made themselves. Oh to be sure, they gotta go, but as cheaply as is humanly possible so you can recoup at least some of the loses they have cost your ass.

Ya know somethin' Phily? There aren't enough aspirins in the entire aspirin taking planet to make the headaches go away like this mamaluke's been makin' for me... an' yet, he isn't worth the powder to blow 'em up. I want him gone-all-day-long, like yesterday. Understand? ...but we gadda make this on the cheap as much as is freakin' humanly possible. Do I make myself clear? Marone!This chiseling wastling degenerate cock sucking madda fuck! Oh, he's gone. Right the fack now.

by Lieutenant Frank Columbo March 11, 2020

isis cherry poper

Your first time fucking a goat as a terrorist.

the man was pulling a isis cherry poper when he accidentally set off the bomb in his pocket blowing up himself, forever embedding small parts of his dick inside the goats ass.

by darthdragnell June 19, 2018