Zach Porter

Lead singer in The Tragic Thrills. Very beautiful. It has also been concluded that he is Jesus.

Person: "Do you know who Zach Porter is?"

Me: "Oh, you mean Jesus? Yeah."

by trulymelina December 13, 2013

Joey Porter

The baddest mother fucker alive. Plays outside linebacker for the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Did you see Joey Porter just fuck up Carson Palmer? Yeah, he's such a badass!

by JoePa87 December 6, 2006

Gay As Porter

Usually meaning your extremely gay, or one of those fags that rides a harley, and can also mean that you have turrets and are painfully awkward.

Guy: Hey whats up*twitches*

Girl: WTF?

Guy: So you wanna get down and dirty?*(twitches)

Girl: Why the fuck are you twitching so much?

Gay as porter is typically shortened to "GAP"

by AldrichAmes September 19, 2010

Dirty Porter

A person that loves to have 10 girls at a time. Usually a younger person, around middle school. Loves to get dirty and normally is about 10 inches.

Damn, he's a dirty Porter.

by corn on the scoob November 5, 2018

Jackson porter

Dont know much about you but like wanna smash??

Friend:put it in already stop teasing me

Jackson porter:*already balls deep and about to nut* 🙃

by Adam.m :) January 29, 2020

alex porter

A dumbass kid from paw patrol

I fucking hate alex porter

by That One Bitch who Draws July 17, 2021

Getting Portered

The act of being fist fucked without lube and mural consent, while your ears are bleeding from the sounds of concrete being jackhammered.

I'm really Getting Portered by my boss today with all the shit work he has given me.

by Mick 541 May 10, 2018