poor man's Porsche

Usually a car like an 80's Nissan model 300zx, and driven by men like Tony that somehow believe they live in a time before they were born.

Mark: Here comes Tony in his Poor man's Porsche.
Adam: (sarcasticly)What an interesting car.
Mark: I see Tony gelled his hair once again.
Adam: What a douche.
Tony drives up.
Tony: Hey whats up guys?

by johnny-b December 23, 2006

Porsche douche

Drives a Porsche, Typically a Boxter or 911. Tells everyone about his Porsche. Usually wears Porsche clothing. Buys cheapest Porsche possible to seem rich. Thinks about how incredible he is every day to keep his ego high. Very successful with women unless named Tyler.

Did you see that guy in the 911? total Porsche Douche!

That guy Vinny fucks! Even though hes a Porsche Douche.

by America rocket ship cow boy January 25, 2022

Porsch

An intermediary term that sits between Boujee and artistic, extra and classic, & fresh and ratchet.

that girl is eating cup ramen in a Chanel suit is so porsch.

by JFDK wiep May 10, 2018

Porsche Moment

when driving a Porsche. (typically a 911) The Porsche moment consists of going through a corner and the car suddenly losing all rear-end grip. if you counter-steer in this situation you will succumb to the Porsche moment as there is no way to save the car once it goes.

if you do manage to save it from spinning then your not going fast enough

I was on track to smash the lap record by half a second until I had a Porsche moment on the penultimate corner

by AssLicker8497 May 20, 2024

porsche wanker

porsche wanker is a likeable down to earth guy into german sports cars

i would rather be a porsche wanker than a ferrari f-wit, no one likes them !

by razr rsr March 17, 2020

Porsche

Porsche is litterally one of the most awesome people you will get to know. They are very pretty and really easy going too. They are very funny and will always bring a smile upon your face. They are very sweet and really pretty too. Porsche is one of the people you only get to meet once in a life time and they are a great dancer too.

PORSCHE IS NOT CAR.

by UrLocalAwesome November 20, 2021

Porsche

A word used to describe a very sexy fit female.

"Holy shit the girl is so porsche"

by Nrocz March 22, 2024