pookieshmookiewookiediddywiddywidnotitties

This girl is flatter than your pancakes this morning. But, she’s your best friend and no one can compete!!! You can tell her all your secrets but she might tell her closest of friends. She’s been through a lot but is that ray of sunshine you probably need in your life. She might have a bit of anger issues time to time but she truly is someone you need

Person: “ look who's yapping again.. pookieshmookiewookiediddywiddywidnotitties..”

by S3roton1n January 11, 2025

carl porkins

An overweight middle-aged white guy playing rock and roll guitar in a shitty cover band.

"That guitar player sure is a real Carl Porkins"

by Carl Porkins June 24, 2016

13 pookies

pookie is a term created by the magnate July, Ethan Hunt, and Dora the explorer. Pookie can be used to name all your pookies. You should aim to be a pookie in life and never forget that we live like pookies. If you are not a pookie 13 is a bad number for you, but taking the decision to become a pookie makes 13 the best number. LOVE YOU POOKIE BEARS. Pookie means a very pookable person :)))))

Example: Do you want to be my pookie13? (extreme rizz level)
13 pookies means when you look at 13 people, and they are all pookies.

by anonymous March 13, 2024