squat pisser

Military term used in reference to the female gender.

I'll be damned if I ever see a squat pisser earn a Ranger tab!

by DaPrinceADJr May 04, 2015

spit-pisser

A guy who has a compulsive need to spit into the urinal or toilet before or as he is urinating into it.

Guy #1: "Fred really wants to dominate urinals or something, he is always spitting AND pissing into them like they are some German porno actress."

Guy #2: "Nah man, he's just a spit-pisser that's all."

by Dr. Centaur June 01, 2015

Pony Pisser

The act or art of bull shitting someone. Lying to someone for your own personal gratification.

Did you hear Jim braggin' about his latest exploits, he's such a Pony Pisser.

by sitlab December 08, 2009

Port-A-Pisser

Making a bathroom in/on/by somthing that is not a bathroom, Like the side of a house or fence.

Going to use the Port-A-Pisser, then walk around the side of the house use the bathrrom and come back.

by Nebraska Girl October 02, 2011

nut pisser

A man whos penis so small that he is forced to piss on his own nuts when pissing.

Girl: I soo wanna do that guy!
Dude: Are you sure I used to have p.e. with him and he is a total nut pisser.

by george January 20, 2005

Pussy Pisser

When you piss around the wall of the toilet, trying to not hit the water to make little noise. Most people do this cause they're insecure about their pissing.

Tyler, are you a pussy pisser?
Uhm, no?
Bullshit, fuckin pussy ass bitch.

by Lilo <3 June 16, 2017

butt pisser

The act of pissing in someone's butt, usually done by a man due to the females' inability to aim properly, or

Someone who is a douche

J: You wanna go hang out with Will?
T: Na man, he's a butt pisser.
J: Yea, I forgot about that. He's probably with that queer dude.

by BALLA-T September 22, 2008