Don't pish on the whistle

Phrase commonly used when someone is needlessly angry at an inanimate object, potentially making a situation worse.

"This stupid remote won't work!"

"Jeez, don't pish on the whistle."
(Don't break the remote you'll just make the situation worse.)

by Idkimnotawizard February 12, 2025

Pish Breath

Someone who's breath is bad. Implying that their breath is as bad as pish (Scot; Urine)

"Aye awright pish breath, calm doon eh'

by Mish MoneyP June 17, 2016

pish dust

Pish Dust is extremely poor quality low grade street heroin that is not at all value for money

I couldn't get hold of any decent gear so as a last resort scored a bag of Pish Dust

by ChrisHearfield February 26, 2021

Pish

piss and shit

Person A: I love pishing

Person B: dude i have not seen you for 12 years. You just came out of your house for the first time and you say this shit. Like what the fuck, we have been worried about you and the first time i see you, you say "I love pishing"?! This is why no one likes not

Person A: So not reddit big chungus halal mode

by pishing January 31, 2022

Pish Dust

Pish Dust is very low grade poor quality street heroin sold by Indy, a rubbish drug dealer in Leeds UK

I couldn't get any decent gear today so had to buy a bag of Pish Dust for the time being

by ChrisHearfield February 26, 2021

Pish Pish

What you say when you're really mad. It is similar to "Eh, it's alright." But an angrier version.

Person 1: I'm gonna tell on you!
Person 2: Eh...Pish Pish.

by SarinaBK September 5, 2016

Pish

Adjective for people who eat a 12 pack of hot cross buns to themselves

Youre pish xox

by Karla the nob February 28, 2022