A dumb hoe who needs to learn his place and accept that his girlfriend is and always will be right. But she loves him anyways. Hold on to him. He's AMAZING. Being in his arms makes you feel like the safest person in the world. He can make you smile no matter what. But make sure that he knows that you're smarter, nicer, stronger, and braver than he is. He's the type that if you heard a noise downstairs.. he'd go down stairs with a toilet brush expecting the robber to run away. He's a dork but you'll love him anyways because he'll always make life fun for you. You'll fall in love with him before you know it and he'll mean the world to you. <3 (:
Paul Ambrose needs to just give up and stop being so headstrong to his girlfriend. She loves him to death though.
by MadisonAnnah<3 August 6, 2011
Get the Paulmug. A Paul is a very gay man who likes it in the ass and mouth. There’s nothing a Paul wouldn’t do for some giant hairy dick. He’s a predator hide your kids.
Do you know that guy Paul. He’s a gay.
My name is Paul, I’m here for the penis.
Paul nye the penile guy.
My name is Paul, I’m here for the penis.
Paul nye the penile guy.
by The penis guy March 31, 2019
Get the Paulmug. Man 1: Man i really want to do someone in the butt
man 2: You're such a paul
Man 1: so you wanna do it?
Man 2: YES
man 2: You're such a paul
Man 1: so you wanna do it?
Man 2: YES
by leinad050 November 6, 2011
Get the paulmug. Paul is a foreign guy with an accent who is creepy af. He usually takes out the trash in the pouring rain and stares at you while you are sitting in your car doing Bible study. A Paul wants any female to sit on his creepy lap. He drinks hot tea and has a chubby wife with missing fingers.
by TexasBornBabe April 22, 2022
Get the Paulmug. 
That stupid nigga from the Bible.
Guy 1: Ay do you know Paul?
Guy 2: You mean that stupid nigga from the Bible?
Guy 1: Yea
Guy 2: Yea fuck that stupid ass nigga. He look like a incest baby.
Guy 2: You mean that stupid nigga from the Bible?
Guy 1: Yea
Guy 2: Yea fuck that stupid ass nigga. He look like a incest baby.
by giosus May 14, 2022
Get the Paulmug. According to Paul two is the way to go
He's either cool, outgoing, confident, hot hot hot, polite, respectful, extremely creative and the most laid back yet attentive and attractive hubby
Or he's so smart, it'll knock your socks off, logical, shy but if needed doesnt hesitate to take action, reliable and a guy you can trust
Nevertheless both are funny, with amazing calming voices and youll love them either way resulting in being completely overwhelmed when seeing them
He's either cool, outgoing, confident, hot hot hot, polite, respectful, extremely creative and the most laid back yet attentive and attractive hubby
Or he's so smart, it'll knock your socks off, logical, shy but if needed doesnt hesitate to take action, reliable and a guy you can trust
Nevertheless both are funny, with amazing calming voices and youll love them either way resulting in being completely overwhelmed when seeing them
Girl 1: I cant concentrate in class, Paul's good looks are too distracting
Girl 2: I feel you, I'm still thinking bout his eloquent presentation
Paul: Heh
Girl 2: I feel you, I'm still thinking bout his eloquent presentation
Paul: Heh
by hihihaha69 June 17, 2022
Get the Paulmug.