vip parking

The act of parking your fatass Hummer (or other fatass vehicles) in two parking spots simultaneously. VIP parking makes you especially prone to having sugar poured in your gas tank, potatos shoved in your tailpipe, and car keying. By doing this, you have labeled yourself as a complete asshole.

Though his SUV was clearly too large for a "Compact" parking spot, Chuck solved his problem by VIP parking.

by Dead-Recker August 22, 2006

parking in the rear

butt sex

the sign says: $5 parking in the rear

by megin September 17, 2003

Weekend Parking

Refers to the freeway shoulders where drivers are forced to leave their cars as they are being arrested for DUI. This mostly occurs on the weekend.

One may experience feeling similar to "The Walk of Shame" as they have a friend help them pick up their car later.

*Whup whup*

Joe: Oh shit! *hic* Defernitely gunna fail the breathalyzer... looks like weekend parking for me... :(

by kikic33 July 17, 2011

TV parking

A parking spot you don’t have to look for, much like on TV and in movie were you never see anyone waste time looking for a spot there just always happened to be one right as they pull in.

Hey Look a space by the door, it's TV parking

by Rinne C December 22, 2007

parking

To engage in sexual acts in a parked car.

Brad was too cheap to spring for a hotel, so we went parking at Lover's Lane.

by Mystie March 27, 2005

Parking Lot Theory

"Women are like parking spaces: The good ones are always taken."

The theory that when unsure of whether or not a woman is single, that the likelihood of her being taken is directly correlated to how desirable she is.

Guy 1: I'm pretty interested in her but I'm not sure if she's seeing someone already.
Guy 2: A girl like her? Parking Lot Theory says you're too late.

by icaruswings September 8, 2004

Portable Parking Lot

A car carrier truck. A truck used to haul cars to a dealer's lot.

Mack drives a portable parking lot for Ford.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005