Purgatory

A teenage girl's idea of a living hell.

Teenage girl- Don't touch me ever! I'll make your life a living hell!

Girl's father- Get the fuck out of here you little shit! Your purgatory isn't hell for anybody, hell is what I made my son's life when he was a little shit, while I don't do anything with you for being a little shit! No wonder you think you're making people's lives hell.

by Solid Mantis September 9, 2019

Purgatory

It's that place between life and death, depending upon how quickly you die is how long you stay in there. It is where you are between lives and can see the future and are still in the past. Just waiting to pass into the future, but you want to hold on to the Past.

My grandma was in purgatory for about a week before she passed on. She could see us hear us and correspond with us, yet she could see here and correspond with those that had passed before her. She was in between worlds, just waiting for everyone here on Earth to be okay for her to pass on. And when she did, there was no communication with us, it was just the afterlife. I saw her talking to her husband, who had past 3 years prior. I heard her talking to my father who had passed 23 years prior. She was in between worlds, and she didn't know where she belonged. It just took the final cousin coming home to say goodbye before she could truly leave us and pass on.

by KB98391 October 1, 2017

PURGATORY

It's a place where you are are good enough not to go to hell but bad enough to not be accepted into heaven. Purgatory is like a resort for sinners that have good intentions. It has luxury rooms with an ocean view. Outside the room is a mall, a casino, dance clubs, cigar bars, and strip clubs that allow you to have sex with the stippers. You can take your favorite Hoe back to your room if you like. In fact, it is encouraged.

Michael went to Purgatory and he can fuck all the strippers and smoke as many cigars that he wants. Wow! Michael is awesome! He is the sexiest man in Purgatory!

by ThePunisher401 September 16, 2025

Weather purgatory

When the weather is obnoxiously terrible or stagnant for an extended period of time with no change in sight.

Ugh. This weather purgatory in Sydney has been going for almost a year. When will this end?!

by epiwonk May 17, 2022

turd purgatory

when you feel like you need to take a large dump but cant manage to sqeeze anything out resulting in an abnormally long session in the restroom or an uneasy feeling if you decide to proceed with your day with only pushing out a few tiny pellet size turds...also can decribe when you need to take a huge shit and it gets half way out of your asshole and your butthole is stretched to the furthest diameter possible,nearly tearing your o-ring then stops causing you to breath like a ladie in a lamaze class while trying to muster with the strenght to force it out..which while taking place could feel like an extremely long time in which everthing you think you know comes into question and you question if god really exists.

"sorry I was late,J had to take a huge shit and was caught in turd purgatory.I nearly blew out my o-ring, but im good now.Too much meatloaf with dessert "

by anonymous September 18, 2020

Food Purgatory

The act of being forbidden to receive food made by a coworker because you were being rude.

“Oh, you want to say something rude, well now you’re in food purgatory.”

by FP12345 April 11, 2020

Purgatory

When you get sent nudes by a trap this causes a mixture of emotions usually of happiness and anger.

Bro 1: Dude I got nudes last night!
Bro 2: Oh man that's awesome were they good?
Bro 1: not really she was a trap.

Bro 2: aww man next level purgatory bro

Bro 1: yeah but still jerked to it.

by CryoGeneric February 10, 2018