Powdered Goods

noun
High-grade Colombian recreational substance that comes in a fine white crystalline form. Often seen at exclusive parties and private gatherings where the elite spend ridiculous amounts of cash for brief moments of euphoria.

"Man, Jason's promotion party got wild when he broke out the powdered goods from his desk drawer."

"The club was dead until some finance bros arrived with powdered goods, then suddenly everyone was talking a million miles an hour."

by OldBottleOfNovocain May 9, 2025

Powdered donut

When you pour coke in someone asshole and they fart it into your nose

My girl gave me powdered donut last night, it was so hot

by Kurapikas.piss (tictok) October 12, 2025

Powdered Doughnut

Verb- The act of putting Columbian Bam Bam on a woman's chocolate corn shooter; then you proceed to eat said chocolate corn shooter, and she farts it back in your mouth.

Man.... My girl gave me a powdered doughnut last night and it was scrumptious.

by @RabidRhino82, #rhinosgore December 5, 2025

Five Powdered Donuts

Powdered donuts is a joke from a Fanfiction on ao3 (Powdered Sugar by purplezipper) using the slash ship RanPoe. 5 powdered donuts were stacked onto Poe’s dick and Ranpo ate them off.

Person 1: Bro, my mom bought me five powdered donuts today 💀
Person 2: kys what.

by Inspector gadget <3 May 27, 2023

Bring in the powdered wigs

An exclamation made when one has decided to take their personal conflicts to the next level by getting the law involved and filing a civil suit.

-That guy wouldn't compensate me for damages caused by his wet floor, so I chose to Bring in the Powdered Wigs.

by Psycloned January 11, 2012

five powdered donuts

This is a Bungo Stray Dogs fanfic reference. It's a Ranpo x Poe fanfiction on AO3 (Archive Of Our Own), and is considered to be filled with smut, as it's a fic where Ranpo eats five powdered donuts off of Poe.

It has terrorized many comment sections and many BSD fans.

Sam: Hey, Eric, did you see this Ranpoe video?

Sam shows Eric a video referencing five powdered donuts and BSD.

Eric: I can never see five powdered donuts the same way, I'm so sorry Sam.

by the-five-powdered-donuts June 7, 2023

puff of powdered sugar

The act of putting powdered sugar or flour on one's bare anus in preparation of a fart. The resulting gaseous emission produces a hilarious puff cloud.

I never expected that cute redhead to fart in public; the only thing funnier would be a puff of powdered sugar.

by big hoss June 19, 2007