Poseidon's trident, (Not to be confused with the all too familiar Poseidon's kiss) is what happens when a lucky soul is receiving a coveted Blumpkin and just before arriving turns the bidet to full blast which in turn changes what was memorable moment in time into none other than a life altering, earth shattering, and for lack of a better description, a complete out of body experience that would put the best ayahuasca trip to shame.
Bro, last night at the party that girl totally rocked my world! She was giving me a blumpkin and then hit me with Poseidon's Trident. I'm definitely going to put a ring on it...
by Ricky Fitts November 10, 2024
Get the Poseidon's tridentmug. by lee Harvey Oswald jr July 27, 2024
Get the Poseidon's Kissmug. An afternoon thunderstorm in a college town, usually in Florida.
Named so when a storm pukes up a lot, both violently and loudly.
Named so when a storm pukes up a lot, both violently and loudly.
by Black Bean Burger Baby June 17, 2018
Get the Poseidon’s Hangovermug. catholic, pagan, fake faleshood holding a pitchform which is supposed to be the ruler of water, earthquakes, and horses but it's not because it's actually a made-up story that was invented in grease, it's just hair grease, no not really, it came from the country they call greece, its called greek
"You're giving me poseidon right now. Lots of poseidon."
"Well that's mighty catholic of me."
"It fits you."
"Well that's mighty catholic of me."
"It fits you."
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
Get the poseidonmug. by Lifnfnfnfnfnsjahahhaga October 13, 2023
Get the poseidons kissmug. When dropping a deuce and warm water splashes you from below.
by crushnsandos July 27, 2023
Get the poseidon's embracemug. by dgfdgdgsdgttttttt December 21, 2021
Get the Poseidon Powdermug.