Poseidon’s Hangover

An afternoon thunderstorm in a college town, usually in Florida.
Named so when a storm pukes up a lot, both violently and loudly.
by Black Bean Burger Baby June 16, 2018
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Poseidon

Poseidon is when you receive a “Blumpkin” on the toilet and the bidet is rinsing your ass.

The bidet is tickling your booty-hole, while you’re receiving a blow job.
After taking a shit, I used the bidet to rinse my ass. While the bidet is splashing my asshole, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce to you the “Poseidon”.
by Captain Kobe February 02, 2025
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Josh Moskowitz is the God Poseidon
holy shit it’s the guy who can bench press 225! POSEIDON!
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catholic, pagan, fake faleshood holding a pitchform which is supposed to be the ruler of water, earthquakes, and horses but it's not because it's actually a made-up story that was invented in grease, it's just hair grease, no not really, it came from the country they call greece, its called greek
"You're giving me poseidon right now. Lots of poseidon."
"Well that's mighty catholic of me."
"It fits you."
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
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"You are so poseidon"
"No I'm not you're poseidon!"
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
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Poseidon’s revenge

When you shit and the toilet water bounces back
Oh my god, i just had a Poseidon’s revenge
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Poseidon’s Trident

A depraved sex act in which you double fist someone and simultaneously insert your penis.
See that guy over there? He got Poseidon’s Trident last night
by Georgianexpat July 21, 2024
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