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Indo-Pakistani War

I hope the Indo-Pakistani War doesn’t start.
by higstudios May 13, 2025
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Pakistani Handshake

The undeniable stench of body odor that is so strong you can smell the offense as the person walks up to you. This replaces the common and traditional greeting used such as clasping hands to convey a welcome and friendly introduction.
It can be found throughout cultures were deodorant is not applied or accepted as part of good daily hygiene habits. This type of 'handshake' is most prevalent in middle eastern countries: Pakistan, India, Turkey, Iraq, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Russia, etc. Also, most of the African continent as well: Egypt, Morocco, and Algeria to name a few.
Whoa, that guys stinks!
I know... it smells like he hasn't washed in a week! He is rock'n the Pakistani Handshake
by hexacat October 25, 2023
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Pakistani punch

When, just because someone has a foreign accent, one assumes that person is knowledgeable in a particular topic or field.
"That tech was truly an idiot and I clearly fell for the old Pakistani punch."
by ImDaDrumma October 8, 2017
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Pakistani Middleman

When you take a nasty poop and you use the bidet and it still didn't get all of it ....so you have to turn the bidet on and reach underneath and scrub with your left hand
Why is there a big Gulp cup in the bathroom at 7-11? Oh. You have never had a Pakistani Middleman have you?
by commadore mike July 30, 2023
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Pakistani mudslide

The act of taking a lot of laxities then shitting yourself then rubbing it on someone then they lick it clean off
I gave this guy at the bar the biggest Pakistani mudslide ever
by I am tuff June 8, 2025
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