Pakistasian 

(pac-i-stay-sion)

1. a half-pakistinian half-asian person; can be associated with a rice-hat on top of a turban and/or a rice-hat made of turban material/toilet paper.

2. may be used as an explanation for a person with unknown origin/background

(1) "look, a pakistasian is standing by that lightpost"

(2) Mike - "Danny, what country are you from?"
Joe - "Dude, he's Pakistasian..."

Pakistasian by ijoebot May 21, 2005

pakistain 

An annoying pakistani person commonly used by pakistanis themselves to insult one another

Arina: You fucking idiot!
Jakob: Dirty pakistain!

pakistain by Mjolkpaket June 2, 2018

Pakistanian Pacman 

When a male gets eroused by his lady companion he whips out his ding ding for her to suck. But instead she hovers over his tip with her mouth opened wide while the male continuosly inserts and excerpts his ding ding down her throat at a rapid speed.

Oh my god Steven, I just hit up my girl up last night with Tha Pakistanian Pacman!!

Pakistanian Pacman by Hurdle season October 13, 2016

pakistanian 

Used by people who don't know Urdu is the official language of Pakistan

Abraham: So where are you from?
Mo: Pakistan
Abraham: Means you speak pakistanian? Cool.

pakistanian by ABSEASON July 28, 2016

Pakistinian 

How stupid people say pakistani

-Yo son were u from.
-I'm From Pakistan.
-O so ur Pakistinian.
-No I'm Pakistani.

Pakistinian by TheWakiPaki January 18, 2009

pakistanian cowboy 

A pakistanian cowboy happens when a man shoots another man during intercourse, giving the other man ultimate blue balls

Achmed gave Mufatsa a pakistanian cowboy!

pakistanian cowboy by fhdslfhsal May 24, 2011

Pakistaliban 

The Islamic Republic of Pakistaliban is a small landlocked country located in the mountainous region of Southern Asia and borders Pakistan, Iran, Afghanistan, Iraq, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan and Western India.

Modern day Pakistaliban was founded in 1736 by Kashmir Shah Indus, who unified the feudal tribes that had inhabited the land since the fifth millennium BC. Over much of this time Pakistaliban was subjected to invasion from both the east and the west. Consequently, the country has a rich culture that exhibits influences from Ancient Greece, Persia, Arabs (who introduced Islam) and the Mughal Empire. In the 19th century Pakistaliban was occupied by the British, primarily for commercial reasons.

Following Britain's withdrawal after World War II, the country retained a monarch as head of state, although a bicameral parliamentary system, supported by a large bureaucracy, remained in place.

In 1977 civil war broke out following the deposition of the monarch, whose lavish lifestyle and inept economic management crippled the economy, resulting in high unemployment and widespread shortages of basic commodities. After two decades of fighting, the capital fell to hardline Islamic rebels, who established an authoritarian government based on Sharia law. Pakistaliban has since been accused of harboring terrorizers and sponsoring terrorizer activity throughout the world.

Most of the world's terrorizers received their training in Pakistaliban.

Pakistaliban by Rockpaperscissors August 24, 2008