Opossible

Combination of "Opossum" and "Possible" used to insinuate something is so easy even a fast-food eating shut-in late-night trash animal such as yourself could do it.

I could never see myself workin' a real job, unless it's online and I don't even have to get off my ass, then it's opossible.

It's totally opossible for me to find love, I just have to have my already low standards even lower!

by WhatInTheKentuckyFriedCock??? March 16, 2026

Impossible

Impossible is a word but shouldn’t be because it is just a bunch of letters that losers and weaklings use to define something too hard

Nothing is ’’impossible ‘‘

by Boo 👻 August 4, 2018

Impossible

Something that can't be done or can't happen.

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's Impossible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Luke Skywalker

by Dank o' saurus November 23, 2018

empossible

Completely possible. em- word-forming element meaning "put in or into, bring to a certain state". Antonym of unpossible.

It's empossible Ralph will fail English. Actually, it's certain.

by therealmookmerkin January 23, 2019

Impossible

it's literally impossible to hate Elisha. She's too kind for this world.

Elisha is impossible to hate. I love her so much.

by NotElisha November 18, 2019

Impossible

Skate trick

Tony hawk does the impossible off the rail

by Budmon3y January 1, 2020

Impossible

Trying to open a pickle jar with your water wet hands

I tried to open this pickle jar with my hand but it was Impossible

by NotAQoomer March 9, 2020