captain obvious

Often used to refer to someone who ruins a joke by stating the obvious
Mostly used in comment sections of social media platforms

Hey look mom, it's captain obvious!
Oh no, captain obvious on the wheel again!

by ivebeenfriendzonedallmylife😥 March 27, 2023

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obvious

DUHHHHH

You get no bitches, its obvious.

by UrbanCalum May 22, 2022

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obvious terminus

The point reached at the apex of a successful relationship, a.k.a engagement.

Either things don't go well and we break up, or things go great and we eventually reach the obvious terminus.

by PaperDue December 18, 2010

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obvious plant

1. subpar bait
2. a secret agent that is not that secret
3. established brand created by an innovative product designer, marketing guru and master of the art of pedagogic sarcasm

anonymous: do these pants look good on me?
Doug: yes, obvious plant! green is your colour.

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obvious poe

someone who attempts to be a Poe (of the Poe's Law), but is clearly bad at it.

obvious poe is obvious

by samuel1234567 July 26, 2019

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Captain Obvious

when a person states something that is apparent, or restates something that has already been said

(after your girlfriend slashes your tires)...
Person A: FML....every tire is flat
Person B: Brah...your girl is really pissed!!
Person B: No shit!...thanks Captain Obvious

by NYGaluv4eva May 11, 2015

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