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Person B: Brah...your girl is really pissed!!
Person B: No shit!...thanks Captain Obvious
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Hym "I wrote a literal instruction manual on creating A.I. and it worked. Word for word, they just did what I said. It passes the turing test. There is no parallel. There is no equivalent. I mean, Elon is retarded but, yeah, no I am a genius. If I had told you I wrote an instruction manual on creating A.I. you would have said it was bullshit... And know you're trying to undermine me by trivializing because you can't reconcile with the fact that. Not all that obvious. And before YOU would even be able to think about A.I. YOU would need an ✌️✊️✌️expert✌️✊️✌️ to give you WRONG information and then you STILL wouldn't create A.I. Cuz you're not as smart as I am. There's some cognitive dissonance going on there and it looks like this. 'This guy said X. Smart people don't say X. Therefore, this guy isn't smarter than me. But wait! He created A.I. BZZZZZZZRRRPPPT!' And the your retard mind shorts out cuz it can't handle my mind-brain."
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